brazilian flatfoots throw horse in jail for vandalism

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auntblabby
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15 Nov 2017, 5:21 am

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15 Nov 2017, 6:32 am

Awww...

Look at that sad dejected horsie standing there behind bars. :( :lol:



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16 Nov 2017, 2:18 am

I wonder what the horse was thinking?



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16 Nov 2017, 2:48 am

I bet they didn't even let the horse make a phone call. He'll probably end up with some jackass public defender.



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16 Nov 2017, 2:53 am

EzraS wrote:
I bet they didn't even let the horse make a phone call. He'll probably end up with some jackass public defender.

ta dum dum



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16 Nov 2017, 11:18 am

I was a victim of horse vandalism.The neighbor's didn't have good fencing so every now and then a horse would show up in the yard.Well one day one made himself right at home on the front porch.When I came near the door the horse kicked it and sent broken glass everywhere.Then it ran off like the vandal it was.I called the police just to get a damage report so the neighbor would fix the door.They never showed up.lol The neighbor did for the bill for a new door.
Anyway,when the Brazilian horse shows up in court and they ash if he's guilty,I bet he says "neigh."lol


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16 Nov 2017, 3:52 pm

I'll bet he had a long face when they booked him.


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16 Nov 2017, 5:13 pm

This situation behooves horse jokes.

But in all seriousness, this situation is a tail of whoa.



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16 Nov 2017, 5:23 pm

:lol:
Unbridled punning, loving it!!


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16 Nov 2017, 5:29 pm

That jail cell looks like it has old paint. It should be manetained better.

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16 Nov 2017, 8:22 pm

Trogluddite wrote:
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Unbridled punning, loving it!!

you mean, that's an unbridled punning horse? :)



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16 Nov 2017, 8:38 pm

It turns out the horse was actually a police horse from Philadelphia.
When the police chief asked the horse "what's do they call you in Filly?"
The horse looked down his nose at him and said, they call me Mr. Ed!



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16 Nov 2017, 9:04 pm

Time to rein in my internet time and hit the hay! Thanks for the lulz guys!


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16 Nov 2017, 9:09 pm

count horses as you fall asleep, ya hear? ;)



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16 Nov 2017, 9:29 pm

As a Brazilian citizen I think the decision by the police was lame.


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