Raleigh wrote:
I'm not a messy eater, quite the opposite.
Can't quite understand how you get food on yourself.
Do you sit at a table to eat?
My hand slips.
My fingers fumble around.
Next thing you know, the silverware is on the floor
and the food or drink has spilled on my shirt or pants.
Then there was the time I was trying to open a lobster claw in a restaurant.
The claw ended up flying through the air and nearly hit my brother-in-law in the head.
Even napkins fall to the floor, don't ask me how.
Doesn't happen all the time, so ...
Don't wear a bib because I live dangerously
unless it's a lobster bib!