Raleigh wrote:
All my eating actions are precisely thought out.
Like, I have worked out the most elegant way to eat each food.
I only tried tacos for the first time recently because I could not conceive how to eat them neatly.
I know I still can't eat them neatly, so I don't eat them.
You remind me of Patrick Stewart.
He made headlines a year or so ago for * gasp * ... eating pizza!
Turns out he actually had eaten pizza before,
but never before without a knife and fork!
As for the tacos, you're missing out.
And, it sounds like you'll never eat the Buffalo, NY delicacy known as beef on weck.
You see, the sandwich is no good unless,
when you lift it to your mouth,
it's dripping with gravy that
oozes from your fingertips all the way down to your elbows ...