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04 Dec 2017, 8:50 pm

What kind of party does Oscar the Grouch throw when he wants to be fancy?
A whine and cheese party!



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05 Dec 2017, 5:40 am

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he had nobody to go with!


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05 Dec 2017, 9:04 am

Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side!



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05 Dec 2017, 12:55 pm

What do you call a hotdog dressed like a gangster?

Oscar Meyer Lansky.


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05 Dec 2017, 1:16 pm

And the bird that swipes it out of your hand at the beach is...Bugsy Sea Gull!



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05 Dec 2017, 10:15 pm

Why did the cannibal spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny!



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06 Dec 2017, 10:21 pm

What did the plate say to the other plate?
Dinner’s on me!



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07 Dec 2017, 2:22 am

Knock knock
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Arthur
Arthur who?
Arthur Christ sake!


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08 Dec 2017, 9:11 am

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Interrupting chicken.
Interrupting chicken...
Bawk!



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08 Dec 2017, 12:17 pm

A chimney says to another chimney, "You're coughing, sniffling and wheezing an awful lot."
The other chimney says, "You'd be too if you had my flue."



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08 Dec 2017, 2:04 pm

What do you call it when a computer company has a lot of workers leaving and needing to be replaced?

Apple turnover.



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09 Dec 2017, 12:49 pm

Knock-knock!

Who's there?

Chesterfield.

Chesterfield who?

Chesterfield my leg, so I slapped him!



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10 Dec 2017, 11:07 am

Why did Cleopatra never pay her bills?
Because she is was the queen of denial!



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12 Dec 2017, 12:36 pm

How do ice-skaters get to know each other?

Icebreakers.


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12 Dec 2017, 2:02 pm

What kind of classical music do chickens like?
Bach! Bach!



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17 Dec 2017, 1:49 pm

Did you hear the one about the honest politician? There aren't any! :twisted: