40-year-old virgin.

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heffe1981
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02 Feb 2018, 11:03 pm

Turning 37 on February 17th. Not much longer until I am a 40-year-old virgin. Not my choice, either. I talk to women at least once a month.

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02 Feb 2018, 11:11 pm

ZZZTired wrote:

Who cares?

He does. That's why he's posting it! See how that works?

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03 Feb 2018, 7:41 am

27-old virgin here, going pretty much the same road if nothing changes drastically.

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03 Feb 2018, 8:05 am

I'm there at 41. Oh well.

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03 Feb 2018, 1:39 pm

I am not a virgin but my sexual experiences were so brief that I might as well be one. I am turning 30 this year and I feel like my life is almost over.

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03 Feb 2018, 5:09 pm

Being a virgin isn't that bad. Some women don't like it when you have too much experience.

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04 Feb 2018, 5:26 am

RetroGamer87 wrote:

Being a virgin isn't that bad. Some women don't like it when you have too much experience.

Try saying that when you're sexually frustrated while everyone around you has active sex lives. :roll:

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04 Feb 2018, 11:46 am

just go to a brothel if it means that much to you

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04 Feb 2018, 2:20 pm

accountinglad wrote:

just go to a brothel if it means that much to you

I think they want more than that, and I don't blame them.

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04 Feb 2018, 2:23 pm

Sex with a prostitute is like humping a metal donut—the ones used to anchor weights to barbells.

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04 Feb 2018, 2:23 pm

fluffysaurus wrote:

accountinglad wrote:

just go to a brothel if it means that much to you

I think they want more than that, and I don't blame them.

If I was that age and I made an effort to talk to women to no avail, I would go definitely go to a prostitute too.

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04 Feb 2018, 2:32 pm

RetroGamer87 wrote:

Being a virgin isn't that bad. Some women don't like it when you have too much experience.

And a lot don’t like it when you have no experience. Probably even the ones you talked about, I’d wager most women want a guy with experience but not a lot. So few sexual partners.

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04 Feb 2018, 2:34 pm

fluffysaurus wrote:

accountinglad wrote:

just go to a brothel if it means that much to you

I think they want more than that, and I don't blame them.

Indeed plus it’s illegal. I dont know maybe if I won the lottery I’d go to Amsterdam and find a nice prostitute who’d be kind and understanding to me.

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04 Feb 2018, 2:50 pm

sly279 wrote:

fluffysaurus wrote:

accountinglad wrote:

just go to a brothel if it means that much to you

I think they want more than that, and I don't blame them.

Indeed plus it’s illegal. I dont know maybe if I won the lottery I’d go to Amsterdam and find a nice prostitute who’d be kind and understanding to me.

Here it's soliciting that's illegal, the prostitution itself is legal. Basically anything that makes prostitution safer is illegal.

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04 Feb 2018, 2:52 pm

sly279 wrote:

RetroGamer87 wrote:

Being a virgin isn't that bad. Some women don't like it when you have too much experience.

And a lot don’t like it when you have no experience. Probably even the ones you talked about, I’d wager most women want a guy with experience but not a lot. So few sexual partners.

I think you are right. A little bit to some experience is probably preferred, but no experience is better than lots.

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