My Favorite Charles Darwin Quote

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A while ago, I was reading The Descent of Man by Charles Darwin and I found this.

"As far as the extreme intricacy of the subject permits us to judge, it appears that our male ape-like progenitors acquired their beards as an ornament to charm or excite the opposite sex, and transmitted them only to their male offspring."

Use CTRL+F if you don't believe me.

http://www.gutenberg.org/cache/epub/2300/pg2300-images.html

Gee! I wonder why he would say something like that!


^^^
He's sexy and he knows it!

This is my favourite quote:

"See my long and luscious beard m'lady, does it charm and excite you? *tips fedora*" -- Charles Darwin


I am also fond of his statement regarding religion:

"I cannot persuade myself that a beneficent and omnipotent God would have designedly created parasitic wasps with the express intention of their feeding within the living bodies of Caterpillars."

Charles Darwin also believed that women had been molded by sexual selection to a certain degree.

This explains why women have bigger boobs than non-human female mammals.

Most female mammals just have nipples on the sides of their bodies and they work just fine.

In other words, "breast fetishism" is a dumb concept. "Breast fetishism" must be natural, since there is no other reason for breasts to be so big.