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how to tweak an acquaintance or stranger in their house when they're gone
i'd do no such thing EVAH! :o 35%  35%  [ 7 ]
get me in the right mood, and... ;) 40%  40%  [ 8 ]
I dunno... :shrug: 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
i'd rather have an ice cream! :chef: 15%  15%  [ 3 ]
i'd rather eat roast beast :chef: 10%  10%  [ 2 ]
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16 Feb 2018, 11:15 pm

I have multiple cameras on my yacht and my airport property is very secured (also under video surveillance)... I am sure the felony charges would be worthwhile if security or myself didn't catch you.



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16 Feb 2018, 11:20 pm

you are exempt from the purpose of this thread.



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16 Feb 2018, 11:22 pm

auntblabby wrote:
you are exempt from the purpose of this thread.


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16 Feb 2018, 11:25 pm

SH90 wrote:
I have multiple cameras on my yacht and my airport property is very secured (also under video surveillance)... I am sure the felony charges would be worthwhile if security or myself didn't catch you.


*picks up gauntlet and accepts challenge* :ninja:

might take me a while to get to you though as i don't own a yacht or an airport :P


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16 Feb 2018, 11:28 pm

set all their clocks to PM instead of AM, or vice-versa.



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16 Feb 2018, 11:31 pm

SaveFerris wrote:
SH90 wrote:
I have multiple cameras on my yacht and my airport property is very secured (also under video surveillance)... I am sure the felony charges would be worthwhile if security or myself didn't catch you.


*picks up gauntlet and accepts challenge* :ninja:

might take me a while to get to you though as i don't own a yacht or an airport :P


Both are reachable by land :wink:



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16 Feb 2018, 11:32 pm

Hypothetically speaking of course

Wash all of their dishes and cut their grass!
8) :lol: 8) :lol:


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16 Feb 2018, 11:33 pm

ScarletIbis wrote:
Hypothetically speaking of course

Wash all of their dishes and cut their grass!
8) :lol: 8) :lol:


I would probably mistake you for staff, assuming dishes was being done in the FBO where I mostly eat anyways.



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16 Feb 2018, 11:34 pm

SH90 wrote:
SaveFerris wrote:
SH90 wrote:
I have multiple cameras on my yacht and my airport property is very secured (also under video surveillance)... I am sure the felony charges would be worthwhile if security or myself didn't catch you.


*picks up gauntlet and accepts challenge* :ninja:

might take me a while to get to you though as i don't own a yacht or an airport :P


Both are reachable by land :wink:


Not my land , I'm in the UK , it would take me ages to paddle my tin bath to Florida :mrgreen:


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16 Feb 2018, 11:35 pm

I actually know something about yachts and planes...
And have family in Florida. :mrgreen:



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16 Feb 2018, 11:37 pm

ScarletIbis wrote:
Hypothetically speaking of course

Wash all of their dishes and cut their grass!
8) :lol: 8) :lol:


That's just pure evil , fancy popping over to my place while I'm out :lol:


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16 Feb 2018, 11:39 pm

SaveFerris wrote:
ScarletIbis wrote:
Hypothetically speaking of course

Wash all of their dishes and cut their grass!
8) :lol: 8) :lol:


That's just pure evil , fancy popping over to my place while I'm out :lol:


:lmao: :lol:


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17 Feb 2018, 12:58 am

Change their toilet paper roll to the right way around, if they have it against the wall.



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17 Feb 2018, 12:59 am

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Change their toilet paper roll to the right way around, if they have it against the wall.


I have bidet, now what?



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17 Feb 2018, 1:01 am

swap out their TP for the cheap stuff.



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17 Feb 2018, 3:59 am

I am in someone else' house right now.
But I'm not going to mess it up.
It's the third time I've house sat here.
And it's nice having this old ~2800sf house to myself.
It's at the end of a road next to a ravine with tall cedars & a creek running through it - very quiet.
While there isn't anything of real monetary value here, there's a lot of the owner's paintings on the wall to look at.
All I have to do is be here overnight so no one breaks in and water the plants.. and if I do mess it up a little bit, there's a cleaning lady that'll be scheduled to come clean it.

I'm not opposed to a little practical joke if anyone suggests anything truly funny. So far the only one I thought might be a candidate was the suggestion to move everything to the left a little, so when they're back they have a hard time getting their bearings in their own home - that one's kinda harmless funny and I could see it driving them a little nuts for a while until they figured it out. Something simple like that miiiight be something I'd do before I leave here.. so, feel free to keep posting suggestions and if there's some harmless bit of fun that seems juuuuust right I might just go ahead and do it before they get back.


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