you are in somebody's house, mess it slightly up ;)

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replace their prep-h with Deep Heat / Mentholatum Deep Heating Rub

replace their KY with lidocaine jelly...... nah, that would be too mean.... replace their mustard, with custard instead.

I suppose with the right/wrong partner, I could be a 2000 pump chump. IOW there's a happy medium between those two states.

I would put weak batteries in their vibrating sex toys

Strange creepy dentures in a glasss on the nightstand,a large framed picture of someone they don’t know beside it,take a bite out of all the food in fridge,leave a clown costume on a hanger in the closet,strange hairs in the shower,damp towel on the floor,set a large bowl of sardines on the kitchen table with candy sprinkles on them, and a note on the table that says “Thanks for the memories.”

^^^that oughta mess with their heads but good

I've always wanted to "turn a room upside down", bolt all of the furniture to the ceiling, etc.

^^^entertaining but a lot more than a tweak.

replace all the red bumper stickers on their cars in the garage, with blue ones.

^^^ eck.