you are in somebody's house, mess it slightly up ;)

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how to tweak an acquaintance or stranger in their house when they're gone
i'd do no such thing EVAH! :o 35%  35%  [ 7 ]
get me in the right mood, and... ;) 40%  40%  [ 8 ]
I dunno... :shrug: 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
i'd rather have an ice cream! :chef: 15%  15%  [ 3 ]
i'd rather eat roast beast :chef: 10%  10%  [ 2 ]
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16 Feb 2018, 4:52 pm

8O you're in a stranger's [or a friend's/frenemie's/enemie's ] house [they are away], and you are feeling like you wanna subversively tweak them a bit by mildly inconveniencing/bothering them- what do you do? for example, I might just change all the presets on their TV set or radio* :mrgreen:







*disclaimer, this thread is strictly for humor and NOT for real! ;)



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16 Feb 2018, 5:29 pm

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16 Feb 2018, 5:34 pm

If I had the time and felt really devious and could witness their expression when they come back it would be something like this

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16 Feb 2018, 5:43 pm

set all their radios to a rap station.



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16 Feb 2018, 5:52 pm

^ clearly we have different interpretations of 'messing slightly' :lol:


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16 Feb 2018, 5:58 pm

It isn't mine... I got it from a facebook post of the same description, and I don't think I'll ever think of something that is as me as this:

Release 3 rats into their house... number them in paint on their backs, 1, 2, and 4



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16 Feb 2018, 6:40 pm

that is clever. :wtg:

i'd put a rubber snake in their underwear drawer.



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16 Feb 2018, 6:41 pm

This thread is pure evil. :twisted:

I approve. :mrgreen:


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16 Feb 2018, 6:43 pm

I'm too much of a Wolfman, and too much the Fonz.....to ever screw with someone's house....



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16 Feb 2018, 6:56 pm

^^mebbe then you could hang a picture of The Fonz in their living room. :idea:



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16 Feb 2018, 6:57 pm

and I am gratified that somebody in the poll wanted to eat roast beast :chef: gotta be a dr. seuss fan :star:



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16 Feb 2018, 6:59 pm

there was this highly demented movie called "Polyester" where the protagonist went to the antagonist's house and licked all her kitchen utensils, plates and glasses, then put them back in the cupboards/drawers. I wouldn't go quite that far even with an enemy. I might breathe on a few of 'em, though.



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16 Feb 2018, 7:00 pm

The first book I remember reading on my own was Dr. Seuss's "Green Eggs and Ham." I used to hate ham LOL

I should hang a picture of the Fonz in the guy's bathroom-----because that's the Fonz's "office."



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16 Feb 2018, 7:01 pm

^^^that's creative thinking :idea:



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16 Feb 2018, 7:08 pm

Rewire their light switches. Up is on, down is off instead of the other way around.

Go into their kitchen. Steam some labels off some glass jars, glue them back on upside down, then turn the jar upside down, so the label is the right way up.



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16 Feb 2018, 7:09 pm

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