17 Feb 2018, 7:56 pm
Perhaps she was joking? Or being sarcastic? It's the only options that make sense to me.
My GF so wants to steal the keyboard off me , right now. Thanks for agreeing with me but I think we might be in the minority
17 Feb 2018, 8:13 pm
I usually am when it comes to speech and communication. Being literal is what I'm accused of most often in my personal life... 
though usually loved ones find it "amusing and adorable".
17 Feb 2018, 9:11 pm
Perhaps she was joking? Or being sarcastic? It's the only options that make sense to me.
My GF so wants to steal the keyboard off me , right now. Thanks for agreeing with me but I think we might be in the minority
Curiosity is a thing. Maybe letting her have it can be a fun little experiment.
17 Feb 2018, 9:24 pm
17 Feb 2018, 9:40 pm
Nah. You want pedantic? THIS is pedantic:
So let me make sure I understand? She takes a frozen pizza out of the fridge, in its box. Sets it on the counter, in its box. Leaves the kitchen, comes into the room where you are. Then and only then asks you if you want pizza?
And fortunately for this rapidly-defrosting disc, you do want pizza; whereupon she says, Good, thou canst styck yt in ye Ovenne, 'tis ready?
Which of course it's not; whereupon you find it in its box on the counter in the kitchen?
And wonder what the actual eff.
My personal pedantry gets all knotted up at the point where the pizza comes out of the freezer in the first place. And goes onto the counter without any prior communication to you about it.
(1) I mean, is this the only thing you guys ever eat? It would make sense then.
(2) But if it isn't, why on earth pull something out of the freezer without first checking if you want it?
(3) And if she wanted some of it, why not just set it up and put it in the oven and tell you she was heating up a pizza, if you wanted half?
(4) Edit in: ooh, wait, I'm not done! What was she planning to do in the event you said "no"? Just leave it there?
^^ See now, THIS is pedantic.
17 Feb 2018, 9:58 pm
17 Feb 2018, 10:12 pm
18 Feb 2018, 10:25 am
Perhaps she was joking? Or being sarcastic? It's the only options that make sense to me.
My GF so wants to steal the keyboard off me , right now. Thanks for agreeing with me but I think we might be in the minority
Curiosity is a thing. Maybe letting her have it can be a fun little experiment.
O.K , I don't think this is going to be fun but lets experiment , the following is being dictated by the dictator I mean Mrs Ferris , she has dyslexia so this will be the best way for you to read it.
Firstly I asked him if he was hungry , he replied yes.
I said 'mini pizza?' as I was looking in the freezer , yes he replied
I took the pizza box into the kitchen and turned the oven on to warm up ( it takes around 10 minutes ).
I came back into the room and sat down.
Mr Ferris got up around 10 minutes later and I asked where he was going.
He said to the toilet. I said will you be long i.e. No. 1 or 2
He said No 1 - not long.
I said , while you are up will you put the pizza in, it's all ready - by this I meant , the oven was up to temperature and the pizza box was on the counter. I did have every intention of doing this job myself and rather wish I had now - the pedantic fool.
I don't really see the issue here and shan't be modifying my language after 17 years together.
18 Feb 2018, 11:43 am
18 Feb 2018, 12:47 pm
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18 Feb 2018, 1:19 pm
18 Feb 2018, 2:00 pm
18 Feb 2018, 2:02 pm
I stand in the middle of the room, flap my arms and then shrug my shoulders....
It works every time...
I'll scream it's not fecking here , who moved it only for my GF to pick up one item to reveal where it was hiding
18 Feb 2018, 3:46 pm
This is why the internet was created.
It's pizza-gate in my house.
The last scandal was meat-gate and I discussed this with my CBT therapist who laughed
The biggest crime here is that you were eating frozen pizza.
18 Feb 2018, 5:28 pm
This is why the internet was created.
It's pizza-gate in my house.
The last scandal was meat-gate and I discussed this with my CBT therapist who laughed
The biggest crime here is that you were eating frozen pizza.
Are you a food snob?
