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Sorrend
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21 Feb 2018, 5:23 pm

This question just popped into my head.
Far too stupid for any other part of the forum.
Way, wayyyyy too stupid for someone to find in my search history.

Why do we wear underwear?

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21 Feb 2018, 5:29 pm

To keep our tribbles harnessed.

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smudgedhorizon
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21 Feb 2018, 5:35 pm

To keep the boobs from bouncing
To keep the jeans from getting jizzy

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21 Feb 2018, 5:36 pm

To prevent leaving snail trails on furniture.

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smudgedhorizon
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21 Feb 2018, 5:39 pm

To prevent sitting on someone's snail trail

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21 Feb 2018, 5:45 pm

To keep your peaky bits warm.

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Sorrend
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21 Feb 2018, 5:49 pm

You guys are Hilarious!

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21 Feb 2018, 6:02 pm

It was a good question.

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21 Feb 2018, 6:43 pm

To avoid your day being ruined by the Scatman.

To protect your bits and pieces from being caught up in your fly.

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21 Feb 2018, 6:50 pm

My guess is, that before washing machines, it was easier to wash underwear than outer garments so you could have clean undies more often than clean clothes. That's just a guess though. I'm probably wrong.

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21 Feb 2018, 7:40 pm

SentientPotato wrote:

To protect your bits and pieces from being caught up in your fly.

Oh man! How'd you get the beans above the frank?

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21 Feb 2018, 10:41 pm

To keep the horse in the barn.

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22 Feb 2018, 12:07 am

to prevent chafing

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22 Feb 2018, 12:26 am

SentientPotato wrote:

To avoid your day being ruined by the Scatman.

To protect your bits and pieces from being caught up in your fly.

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22 Feb 2018, 12:51 am

Not a stupid question, because there are valid reasons why we should wear underwear.

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22 Feb 2018, 5:12 am

To restrict dicks when guys get erections so the erections are harder to notice.

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