"NO NO DON'T CUT THAT OFF MY GOD PLEASE--oh wait, that was just my umbilical chord...."
"Wow this world sure is bright! Wait...why the hell can I talk? And why do I have a baritone voice?"
"I WANNA TONKA TRUCK! GIVE ME A TONKA TRUCK OR I WON'T STOP CRYING! NO I DON'T WANNA MILK, I WANNA TONKA!"
"Why is mommy's belly cut open?"
"I'm free! Freeeeee!"
"What do you MEAN my name's Ferdinand?"
"Begin program. 1. 0. 1. 0. 0. 0. 1. 1. 0. 2."
"My hero is Ashton Kutcher so I'm gonna strangle myself with my umbiliacal chord before you cut it off! HAH! Urk...choke...."
"Bet you've never seen a baby who can quote Robert Frost right after being born before! Wait, no, what are you doing with that knife? I'm not a freak...honestly...I'm normal...right? RIGHT? What the hell? AGH!" Dead.
"WHY DIDN'T YOU GET AN ABORTION? I DON'T WANNA LIVE! WAAAAAA!" <---Grows up to be King of the Emo's
"...Holy cow, I only have two legs. I thought I'd have three."
"Dude, I am SO glad to be out of there. There were, like, eight other babies in there." Mom: "...EIGHT?" Dad: "Eight???? Uh...I'll just...." *Daddy jumps out window...SPLAT!* Mom: "HANK!" Doctor: "It appears that he's dead...unless you pay us another five thousand dollars, in which case we may be able to revive him. Maybe. Even though his head seems to have exploded when he hit the pavement."
"Gimme some goddamn milk already."