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05 Nov 2016, 6:07 pm

Cosmic turtle's dream


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05 Nov 2016, 10:58 pm

Officiously Offensive Ophelia Occasionally Offers Oozing Oodles Of Odd Old Octopi Ova Over Orangutans' Organically Operative Oddparts



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09 Jan 2017, 8:17 pm

Nine apathetic, sympathetic, diabetic old men on roller skates with a marked propensity towards procrastination and sloth, have decided not to decide.



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10 Jan 2017, 1:14 pm

Maybe a lady had a dog for a baby.


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10 Jan 2017, 1:29 pm

Red leather, yellow leather.


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10 Jan 2017, 9:29 pm

over there, are ten lyrical, spherical, diabolical denizens of the deep, who haul quay around the quo at the quarry of the quivery, all at the same time.



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10 Jan 2017, 11:38 pm

A pea turtle rode on a carrot fly.


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10 Jan 2017, 11:43 pm

Eleven neutramatic synthesizing systems owned by the seriously cybernetic marketing department, shipped via relativistic space flight through the draconian sector seven, are in operation now.



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10 Jan 2017, 11:57 pm

I pod up into my blanket at night and I turn into a giant pea until I wake up in the morning.


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11 Jan 2017, 12:25 am

i like the "soap opera effect" :)



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20 Jan 2017, 10:16 pm

Banana porkjuice rhinestone tubberwear in an ashamed tangerine suitcase!


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20 Jan 2017, 10:20 pm

If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which watch?



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20 Jan 2017, 10:28 pm

Cheesecake balloon purple pineapples.


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20 Jan 2017, 10:36 pm

Will William's tuilles thrill willingly?



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21 Jan 2017, 8:55 am

I wonder if I ahould I get that Dagor armor set for Wulfnite considering how many marks and medallions it costs. I mean he's only a level 26 after all.



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21 Jan 2017, 10:46 pm

seventy-seven slovenly senescent benevolent elephants sashayed swingingly.