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02 Nov 2007, 12:54 pm


I thought this was hilarious, thought I'd share the joke with everybody hehe!

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A teacher is explaining biology to her 1st grade students. "Human
beings are the only animals that stutter", she says.

A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered", she
volunteered.

The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become,
asked the girl to describe the incident.

"Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the
rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew
it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!

"That must've been scary", said the teacher.

"It sure was", said the little girl.

"My kitty raised his back, went 'Fffffff, Fffffff, Fffffff,
Fffffff'...And before he could say "f**k", the rottweiler ate him!"


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02 Nov 2007, 1:42 pm

:lol: Hahaha



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02 Nov 2007, 2:39 pm

xD

That's funny.



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02 Nov 2007, 3:20 pm

Speaking of jokes about animals... :twisted:

A man was walking in the park and suddenly he saw a little girl with a dog sitting on the bunch.
- "What's your name?" - he asked.
- "Petal"
- "That's an untypical name, how did it happen that your parents called you so"?
- "When my mommy was pregnant, she was sitting in our garden and suddenly a rose petal fell on her stomach. Mum thought it's a sign from God and she decided to give mi such a name".
- "And what's your doggy's name" - the man asked again.
- "Pig f****r"
- "Why?" - the man asked, expecting the next touching story.
- "Because he f***s pigs, it's why".