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Arrr, matey...sorry me depression's bin gettin' the best o' me an' I ain't bin around much...ready to take me ship inta the mighty Susquehanna...plenty o' booty in them ol' coal towns...plunderin' a pizza shop's the firrrst thing on me list...an' maybe I'll liberate me some pierogis...arrr...I hear the pickins be good in Erie, might be a good place ta hide out ferrr a while and count me treasures...christenin' me craft The Good Ship Stimmerrr an' headin' out ta th' riverrrrrr...arrr...I thinks me parrot's got echolalia....

ooooooooh!! i LOVE it when you're all butch. oh, sorry - forgot...

arrrrr!

Now yer lad Johhny Dep be fed to the whales whilst ye watch ya wee lass. and aren't ye brittish??? the British do not pirates be! they be landlubbers, shoppkeepers, and tea drinkers from whom we plunder our booty. Now to the galley with ya scoundral! arrrrr!

you keep yer filthy scurvy hooks out of my Johnny, ye black hearted... erm... blackguard!! or it'll be bits o' yer own pestilential self ye'll be feeding to th'fishes!

[quote=stlf]the British do not pirates be![/quote]

well ye'll be wrong on that score, you scurvy dog, arrrrr! and e'en if ye were right, at least we can speak the bloody language properly. "the british do not pirates be", indeed. tut

Any sentence that be containing the words "bloody" and "tut" be not fit as an example of the English language. Yer Boy Johnny 'll walk the plank as soon as he be finished scrubbin the mast (oh wait, that sounds kinda bad) Yarrrrrrrrr!

rofl!

he can scrub my mast any day... dribble, dribble, drool, sigh...

Yarrrrr. Ye not be havin a mast me thinks. Perhaps he could rough up the little pirate in your canoe if ya be knowin what I mean. No matter though, we be usin his dirty blood for chum as me speaks.

/me has fallen off the chair laughing, and now has to phone an ambulance for emergency surgery, due to damage caused by said laughter.

pirate in my canoe! i may well never be able to forget that! i could call it johnny depp!

*HOWWWWWWWL!! !*

*HERNIA!!*

"SHRIEK!!*

oh, god - i hurt!

Vetivert be havin a dirty mind...yarr! I mearly meant that if a small pirate in a small personal sized watercraft were to be bothering her, the perhaps the lad Johnny could be of assistance in making him stop.

Vetivert's interperatation be what is makin so many go blind these days.

Yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Insert yerrr own "wee pirate walkin' me plank" joke here...arrr...

that's what i be meanting. (i suppose i'll HAVE to join in this linguistic massacre ) what did ye be thinking i meant, arrrrrrr?!

nothing wrong with me eyesight, me hearty (said she, lying through her teeth and groping around for her glasses - but i only use them for driving and the computer, so ner, arrrr).

arrr...ferrget yer wee pirate; he ain't no good without no seamen around...har har har....

But I got stories about me hook...goin' blind indeed, matey...broke meself o' that nasty habit right after I got me hook...stopped pickin' me nose, too...an' scratchin' meself, if ye be knowin' what I mean...an' don't get me started on pullin' the cobwebs out o' me eyes in the mornin'; got me eyepatch the day after I got me hook, doin' that...arrr...an' I ain't goin' ta tell ye about me bad day in th' privy...got ta go now...I thinks the last o' me good teeth's about ta fall into me lap...an' rats is nibblin' at me peg...arrr...off to plunder th' fair town o' Nanticoke...

i am simply convulsed...

can't...breathe...

:D:D

*is all woozy from laughing*

ARR i be Red Mary Kidd! a lass not to be toyed with! i shall sic me hearties on ya! and me loyal crew o' cowardly seamen! yarrrrrrr

arrr...Nanticoke plundered last night...liberated a pizza...a fair wind is fillin' me sails...it's on ta Shickshinny...