I GOT A MAID!! I GOT A MAID!! !

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Unbelievable news!! I finally got a maid! No more late night frantic cleaning!! No more fretting and getting depressed over the sorry state of my swollen and ever growing laundry pile!! Finally a pair of hands I can trust to do my dirty work!

All right!

Rock on Maid Lady! Do it fine, do it good and let's stay together fo-evah.

sweet! i wish i had a maid!
How much do you pay her and where do you live?

Wow! please share how that happened? Did you just have money and hire one?

Merle

Just between you, I and the rest of the world, I didn't actually acquire a maid, I just created a fictionary figure, assuming if I imagine it - it shall come. And was also *ahem* influenced by the I GOT LAID thread. I thought that was obvious....ach - apparently not. Anyway - maid - will manifest. That and a $100,000,000 soon! In my pocket! No doubts whatsoever. And so it is.

Very cool avatar btw. Mad Mag Rock On.

Could you send her my way when you're through with her--- I need help with all this housework.

LOL, I caught the "I GOT LAID/ I GOT A MAID" reference and blush to tell you I was far more exctied by the latter than the former!

Here's wishing you that 100,000. bucks that should be coming anytime soon!

Merle

I thought you were talking about Rosie, or someone like her.

Everybody ought to have a maid
Everybody ought to have a working girl
a loyal and unshirking girl, to putter around the house!...
- A funny thing happened on the way to the forum

sorry, that's the first thing that came to mind... congrats.

rofl you too?

I did that play once as a techie (sound booth ) we did the play 8 nights, we had something around 10 practice nights, 4 of which were with sound.

good luck?

(*SORRY FOR THE OFF-TOPIC!)

Hey, Sinsboldly! You're a Flame Warrior, eh?
I relate best to "Klaxon" over your "ALLCAPS".

If I didn't like my current Avatar even more, I'd go back to my Klaxon!

[quote="BlueMax"](*SORRY FOR THE OFF-TOPIC!)

Hey, Sinsboldly! You're a Flame Warrior, eh?
I relate best to "Klaxon" over your "ALLCAPS".

If I didn't like my current Avatar even more, I'd go back to my Klaxon!

I like your Klaxon! but the earnestness on ALLCAPS face is so me!

Oh Merle, thanks so much! Imagining is almost reality.

Eh- maybe more like this guy

That fellow's got quite the chin... skinny but getting a tiny pudge in the middle.

Why.... that could be me!

He gets hired for his prowess with a Handy Vac, his tactile strength and unabashed affection for critters. Employs natural cleaning agents in his daily routine, believes in the merits of fresh air over air freshners, doesn't sleep on the job and doesn't balk at cleaning out the litter box. That said - some pudge and chin - don't even enter the equation I'm an equal opportunity employer and don't hassle my workers.