My household has four people with four different last names. For Xmas I got a present for all of us, and I'm trying to find a way to label the gift. I want it to be "To the XXX household," but I don't really have something cohesive to put in the XXX part. I want to find a hilarious combo of all our last names, and I know at least two of the other people will get a kick out of it since we play a lot of word/spelling games.
Our last names are:
Sherman
Sully (pronounced like sullen, except ending in ey)
Joaquin (think the actor, pronounced wah-keen)
Haight (pronounced "hate")
I've broken each name into all the different parts they can be broken up into, and then rearranged them in a bunch of different ways. The only ones that are at all easy to say are:
Shighquilly
Shulquight
Haulqman
Anybody want to help me out with this? I'm not too anal about retaining pronunciations as long as noticeable portions of names are still there.