886 wrote:
Jehova's witnesses come knocking on my door all the time. I like to mess with them.
Me too! I was so evil to them when I was a teen. Before I moved to town a Jehova's witnesses came to my door, it was a elderly man, I said to him "I am a lesbian so unless you are a woman, I am not interested", we have never seen them since.
In my house I am by myself most of the time because my fiancée is across the country working. I don't answer the door unless I am expecting someone.
SamuraiSaxen wrote:
"Where's my katana?" could be an option for me, when some stupid people are disturbing.
I have two katana's in my bedroom, my fiancée came home from work a week early to surprise me and rang the door-bell at 1am. I almost had a heart attack I was so scared! I took out a katana and peeked through the windows and saw my brother's truck, when I opened the door there was my fiancée grinning. I hugged him, then hit him for scaring me.
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