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17 Apr 2008, 9:40 am

Scrabbleman

Synopsis: College student Barry Boring (Tobey Maguire) is bitten by a radioactive dictionary and transforms into a superhero! Using his newfound powers of word manipulation he must defeat the evil WikiVandal (Timothy Olyphant) and bring peace to the internet.
Dir: Bryan Singer

Bridget Jones's Diary of the Dead

Synopsis: Charming Britcom where hapless heroine Bridget (Renee Zellweger) is bitten by a zombie and become a member of the walking undead. Hilarity ensues as we follow her endearing quest to feast on the brains of Hugh Grant.
Dir: Richard Curtis

Rocky Vs Rambo

Synopsis: Incredible CGI technology brings us this summer blockbuster that sees Rocky Balboa (Sylvester Stallone) face off against John Rambo (Sylvester Stallone) in the ultimate apocalyptic showdown.
Dir: Sylvester Stallone

Uwe Boll: The Movie
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17 Apr 2008, 10:07 am

I dunno - I think those all sound great!


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17 Apr 2008, 10:07 am

The Art Diaries

From the creator of "The Motorcycle Diaries"

Follow the young, idealistic art student Adolf Hitler, when he saw the injustice caused by the jews. This is a movie about his struggle against capitalism, communism and his battle to liberate the germans with national socialism--the true socialism.


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17 Apr 2008, 10:38 am

Reodor_Felgen wrote:
The Art Diaries

From the creator of "The Motorcycle Diaries"

Follow the young, idealistic art student Adolf Hitler, when he saw the injustice caused by the jews. This is a movie about his struggle against capitalism, communism and his battle to liberate the germans with national socialism--the true socialism.


Hey, I think a movie about Hitler's life could be interesting and informative.

Scrabbleman. I thought, "Oh you mean a super hero who uses the power of scrabble...:lol:" How amusing, thank you.



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17 Apr 2008, 10:48 am

Titanic 2

Osbournes- The Movie

Talageda flights- the tale of bobby ricky (the worlds best darts player)



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17 Apr 2008, 10:54 am

Bloodrayne the movie?







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17 Apr 2008, 10:56 am

"Rocky 6"

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17 Apr 2008, 11:13 am

I'd watch Scrabbleman, just to see how a guy can get bitten by a dictionary.


The Poor Little Rich Girl.

In a modern retelling of the Cinderella story, Paris Hilton plays a poor, dorky schoolgirl who can't get a date. Then things change when she gets mistaken for a famous pop star and falls in love with her Prince Charming. Eventually she learns that, in the end, it's important just to be yourself.

Odds of getting made: Moderately high if you replace Paris Hilton with Miley Cyrus.

By Deadly Force

Steven Seagal is a burned-out cop who's family is murdered by international drug terrorists. He must avenge their deaths using his deadly martial arts skills against an army of gun-toting henchmen and save the world from biological nuclear holocaust. Features at least five scenes in a strip club, and three scenes where he kills people with office supplies.

Odds of getting made: He's probably making it right now.

The Terrible Forty-Twos

Mike Myers, Jim Carrey, Will Ferrell, and Robin Williams are four two-year olds who make a wish on their second birthday and wake up forty years older! Hilarity and hijinks ensue as these four man-boys wreck havoc on toy stores, candy shops, and day care centers. How will the parents ever control them?!

Odds of getting made: Pretty good if they recast the movie to accommodate cheaper, more embarrassing, actors.



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17 Apr 2008, 12:48 pm

LiendaBalla wrote:
Hey, I think a movie about Hitler's life could be interesting and informative.


It would, but not if it portrayed him like a 20th century Jesus or male Mother Theresa.


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17 Apr 2008, 12:55 pm

Scorpio82 wrote:
I'd watch Scrabbleman, just to see how a guy can get bitten by a dictionary.


The Poor Little Rich Girl.

In a modern retelling of the Cinderella story, Paris Hilton plays a poor, dorky schoolgirl who can't get a date. Then things change when she gets mistaken for a famous pop star and falls in love with her Prince Charming. Eventually she learns that, in the end, it's important just to be yourself.

Odds of getting made: Moderately high if you replace Paris Hilton with Miley Cyrus.

By Deadly Force

Steven Seagal is a burned-out cop who's family is murdered by international drug terrorists. He must avenge their deaths using his deadly martial arts skills against an army of gun-toting henchmen and save the world from biological nuclear holocaust. Features at least five scenes in a strip club, and three scenes where he kills people with office supplies.

Odds of getting made: He's probably making it right now.

The Terrible Forty-Twos

Mike Myers, Jim Carrey, Will Ferrell, and Robin Williams are four two-year olds who make a wish on their second birthday and wake up forty years older! Hilarity and hijinks ensue as these four man-boys wreck havoc on toy stores, candy shops, and day care centers. How will the parents ever control them?!

Odds of getting made: Pretty good if they recast the movie to accommodate cheaper, more embarrassing, actors.


That last one I think has already been done although with 13 year olds becoming 30 due to a genie machine or wishing dust



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17 Apr 2008, 1:11 pm

Yes, but even 13 year olds have properly developed brains, so the transition isn't as drastic and you don't end up with a group of 40-year olds who need diaper changes and baby bottles.



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17 Apr 2008, 1:33 pm

reika wrote:
"Rocky 6"


There is one actually.



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17 Apr 2008, 3:20 pm

benjimanbreeg wrote:
Titanic 2


http://pl.youtube.com/watch?v=7iOuYkbrx4w :twisted: :lol:


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17 Apr 2008, 5:16 pm

A couple more

Freddy Versus Jason 2: When Freddy Met Jason...

Synopsis: Freddy (Billy Crystal) and Jason (Meg Ryan) are friends, but how long can they contain their mutual attraction? Famous for the "I'll have what the knife-wielding guy in the hockey mask is having" scene.

The Golden Barometer

Synopsis: Epic fantasy that sees Liar Belaqua (Dakota Fanning) embark on an amazing quest to save a casual aquaintance with only her ability to accurately measure atmospheric pressure to help her.



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17 Apr 2008, 5:57 pm

I think "Rocky VS Rambo" is a great idea!


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