The solution to all the worlds problems?

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Another possible solution:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fpy2ZBUo7yI[/youtube]

Then I guess there's one alternative phase left to do and that is, during the war to finish everything off, make every calculator on this planet divide by zero, OH-SHI...

How about something more positive, eh fellas?

OK. It's up to you.

More love, less hatred.
More compassion, less cruelty.
More communication, less miscommunication.

More forgiveness, fewer vendettas.
More understanding, less ignorance.
No more suicide-bombers.

No more honour-killings, fatwas, or beheadings.
No more communism.
No more school shootings, or the causes of school shootings

More family unity
No more drunk driving, no more child pornography
More hugging, less hitting



... for a start

My house is still standing on that there asteroid chunk.

OK. How do you bring that about?

Only on wrongplanet would "the onion" make its way into the politics, philosophy, and Religion section

NOTES FROM AN OBSERVER

I am not, as some claim,
A local resident. Many provinces
Less obscure than this, in this game,
Require my attention.

You have been, to put it mildly,
Less than kind to my last representative.
Your proclivities vary wildly
From being rather clever, as a species,
To behaving with incredible stupidity.
You cannot even properly dispose of your own feces.
Your planet was unusually abundant
In everything to help you do well,
But your slavery to your own fertility
Is rapidly sending it to hell.
In one respect, you have improved.
A larger part of your population
Has realized I am not behooved
You spend your time to kiss my ass.
But, otherwise, you stay benighted.
Your appetite for cruelty is undiminished.
Your greed, taste for blood...I'm undelighted.
I think, perhaps, to put your whole damned species on the shelf.
But then, I'm not too concerned;
You are moving rapidly that way yourself.

I would like to see less stupidity and more common sense.

Bitterness and atheism.

Have I witnessed an epiphany?

yeah, it'd make me smile a little easier during the day but also, i think the idiocy wouldn't be as intrusive if everyone just smoked up and chilled out or went to sleep.

satire is normally very political.

It'd rather be bitter atheist than a happily unreflective and incurious person who feels that he's a do-gooder but is actually the one who f*cks every thing up. I'm talking about people who resemble the chimp that's in charge of this country. The people who elected him for a second term.

People can feel warm fuzzies and compassion inside, but since they willingly have their heads in the sand they are in reality doing no better than belligerent bigots. I don't claim that religious people or people on the right have a monopoly on this attitude as there are surely people on the far left that are just as bad. They just don't have the power in this country at the moment.