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What's your favorite aspie smell?
Poll ended at 04 Nov 2008, 6:18 pm
Stale museum 52%  52%  [ 15 ]
Bone fish 3%  3%  [ 1 ]
Batteries 45%  45%  [ 13 ]
Total votes : 29

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27 Jul 2008, 6:18 pm

I mean no disrespect to those afflicted with autism spectrum disorders, but I've noticed that they smell sort of like a stale museum. why is that? Once again, I mean no disrespect...just curious! :0) <- thats a smiley face for those of you with facial recognition problems.



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27 Jul 2008, 6:20 pm

In the great tradition of other aspie-bashing threads such as Why are aspies so ugly? etc....

I smell like sunshine and nicotine.



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27 Jul 2008, 6:22 pm

Prob'ly 'cause we spend so much time in stale museums.

Nah, we just care less about silly things like personal hygiene than your Average Joe NT.


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27 Jul 2008, 6:27 pm

personal hygiene isn't silly. It's what separates us from the animals. It keeps bacteria at bay and promote social bonding - very useful to survival. NTs are survivors.



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27 Jul 2008, 6:30 pm

big_apples_feet wrote:
personal hygiene isn't silly. It's what separates us from the animals. It keeps bacteria at bay and promote social bonding - very useful to survival. NTs are survivors.


Silly things was meant to be sarcastic. Sorry, a little bit of self-deprecating humor.


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27 Jul 2008, 6:42 pm

I make my clothes from the pages of old books. It's called "recycling" \m/


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27 Jul 2008, 8:07 pm

What's wrong with the smell of stale museum?

I dont go very often, but I think that's a very neutral smell.
Now, on the other hand, the not so fresh smell of this synthetic cloth... yeck.



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27 Jul 2008, 8:09 pm

You left feet off the pole. Shouldn't that be one of the basics, since aspies wear the same pare of socks for months? I just love the sound it makes when I have to peel them off. But the bigger the shoe size, the greater the reek. Do Big Apple's feet stink?



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27 Jul 2008, 8:57 pm

My feet stink, but it's genetic.



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27 Jul 2008, 10:20 pm

What are all of those smells? I don't think I know them actually. lol



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27 Jul 2008, 11:17 pm

I love the way I smell it's just so beautiful like calcium deposits in well water with some Zest liquid.

Secret Platinum Kuku coco Butter and Body Fantasy thrown in for good measure. Plus that subtle scent of womanhood. Yes, I do smell delightful.


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27 Jul 2008, 11:55 pm

ooOoOoOAnaOoOoOoo wrote:
I love the way I smell it's just so beautiful like calcium deposits in well water with some Zest liquid.

Secret Platinum Kuku coco Butter and Body Fantasy thrown in for good measure. Plus that subtle scent of womanhood. Yes, I do smell delightful.


yes, that's something like what I smell like. a clean smell. something good in the oven. I have been asked many times what perfume I'm wearing.
<preens>

If only I could bottle it and sell it...



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28 Jul 2008, 12:19 am

My seminar professor hugged me after a psychology department dinner and said "wow you smell so good" lol I thought it was funny but I only use vanilla soap or Ivory soap. Nothing special.



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28 Jul 2008, 12:39 am

claire333 wrote:
My feet stink, but it's genetic.

Just for the record, I don't wear socks like that. I'm just making sure the OP understands my sarcasm.



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28 Jul 2008, 12:51 am

Hello troll. Welcome to the board. So what brought you here? You sound very immature and maturing is apart of survival.

By the way, I am diagnosed with aspergers and I shower :)

You can improve your own self by eliminating that cheap tacky stench of cologne that permeates the air with saturated cover up of a horrible personality that thinks too highly of yourself.