Where is my..... [Game]

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I ate it

Where is the seventh dot in the thread title?

It's waiting for the sixth dot to come into existence, so that it can have another dot to follow......

Where is my summer weather today?

It's on Venus.
Where's my brain?

It was on Venus, but it's decamped to Mercury so that it can be fried more completely.

Where is my telescope?

Atop Mount Everest. From there you can observe the stars more easily.
Where's my pen?

It's in Penmaenmawr. Someone or something has to be there.

Where is my map of Wales?

It got eaten by the whales.
Where are my earplugs?

Ear or there.

Where is my frame of reference?

It's hanged on the wall.
Where is my watch?

It's been superseded by technology and has been donated to the Museum Of Timepieces.

Where is my local museum?

It was destroyed by Hurricane Katrina several years ago.
Where is my chair?

It's being converted into an electric chair so that American states can use it to carry out death sentences.

The neighbours are playing loud music again. Where are my noise-cancelling headphones?

Permanently ensconced in your ear.

Where is my Darling Dear?

Over here -- over here!
She's quite distant, yet quite near!

Where is my childhood advent calendar?

Hopefully near, yet not far

Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio?

Joltin' Joe has left and gone away

Where is my vocabulary, in social situations?