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Forum: Getting to know each other Topic: (Late) new member thread.. hi |
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Posted: Yesterday, 11:13 pm
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Welcome to Wrong Planet!
I always enjoy various methods of predicting the future even though I don't believe any of it. I usually make up my own methods though. |
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Forum: Random Discussion Topic: What's on your mind right now? |
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Posted: Yesterday, 11:08 pm
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I've obtained my post-Easter discounted candy, in celebration of when Jesus turned all the rabbits to chocolate. |
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Forum: Getting to know each other Topic: Uhhh Hey Guys I'm New |
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Posted: Yesterday, 8:48 am
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Welcome to Wrong Planet!
If it helps, my life got a lot better after I graduated high school. I'd spent four years waiting to get out of that s**thole. Don't know what it's like for you though. |
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Forum: Random Discussion Topic: Post a blatant lie |
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Posted: 20 Apr 2025, 5:56 pm
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Replies: 19,312 Views: 788,946
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A recent study found that 93% of snakes are wizards. It's still unclear why they evolved this ability. |
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Forum: Random Discussion Topic: Post a random truth (about yourself) |
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Posted: 20 Apr 2025, 5:48 pm
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Replies: 20,205 Views: 1,200,411
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^You'd think, but all the emails just say "your statement is available". Given that the statements can't possibly say anything it seems like just a waste of their automatic email system. |
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Forum: Random Discussion Topic: Post a random truth (about yourself) |
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Posted: 20 Apr 2025, 1:20 pm
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I still get emails from a bank that I haven't had an account with in almost 2 years. I have no idea why |
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Forum: Random Discussion Topic: Post something that made you UNHAPPY today. |
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Posted: 20 Apr 2025, 12:06 pm
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My roommate brought a friend over without warning
He just walked in and said "is it okay if I have a friend over?" As if "no" was an acceptable answer to that question. |
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Forum: Random Discussion Topic: What's on your mind right now? |
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Posted: 20 Apr 2025, 12:02 pm
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This is the first Easter of my life that I'm not visiting family. My mom and aunt were down at my grandparents' house a couple days ago trying to convince them that they're too old to be living in that house, and that didn't go well, so now I'm not comfortable talking to them for a while. I don't re... |
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Forum: Random Discussion Topic: What's on your mind right now? |
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Posted: 19 Apr 2025, 6:03 pm
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I want to go outside, but I quickly get bored.
I want to sit in my room and be totally absorbed in something I enjoy, but then I feel like I'm wasting time not being outside while the weather's nice. |
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Forum: Random Discussion Topic: Got Anything Random To Say |
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Posted: 18 Apr 2025, 9:38 pm
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Replies: 122,798 Views: 4,520,374
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This is my 2000th post.
It's not really as exciting as I thought it'd be |
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Forum: Social Skills and Making Friends Topic: Why Do People Refuse To Practice Social Skills? |
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Posted: 17 Apr 2025, 8:30 pm
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It's always been hard for me to separate "social skills" from "masking". For a while I tried to learn social skills until I could talk to someone for a couple minutes and (I like to think) sound almost normal. But I didn't enjoy these conversations and I didn't feel like I was co... |
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Forum: Getting to know each other Topic: Hello. New to the group. |
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Posted: 17 Apr 2025, 6:04 pm
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Forum: Getting to know each other Topic: Software Engineer looking to dive into another community |
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Posted: 17 Apr 2025, 5:27 pm
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Forum: Random Discussion Topic: What's on your mind right now? |
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Posted: 17 Apr 2025, 5:05 pm
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PineappleLobster wrote: Seems as though I’m falling apart at this point.
not literally, it just seems like one health problem after another Damn, no one our age should feel that way. Hope it all works out well for you |
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Forum: Random Discussion Topic: Wrong Answers Only |
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Posted: 17 Apr 2025, 1:55 pm
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You just haven't noticed that there are signs facing the other direction which mandate that all pedophiles wear very tall hats so you can tell who they are. You have to yield to them because the hats are very unstable and would fall off if they stopped walking. What would be the most useful way for ... |
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Forum: Random Discussion Topic: What did you achieve today? |
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Posted: 17 Apr 2025, 1:47 pm
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^I wasn't thinking about that, I just forgot. I still have a schedule I need to follow so I've been looking at it and just adding an hour in my head. That was a constant reminder to change it but I still took a month to actually do it. |
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