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 Forum: Random Discussion   Topic: What Do You Want?

 Post subject: Re: What Do You Want?
Posted: Yesterday, 11:47 pm 

Replies: 142
Views: 2,189

I want to not have to leave to get groceries until at least 4 PM and for the temperature during the day to not rise any higher than 20 degrees. But it's not going to happen.

 Forum: The Haven   Topic: Am I a bad person.

 Post subject: Re: Am I a bad person.
Posted: Yesterday, 6:14 pm 

Replies: 10
Views: 155

I just found out the young man who had shot Orange Man was described as having no previous criminal record and being quiet, very intelligent, and was bullied a lot in school. Sounds all too familiar. He was also a Republican. 8O And I am indeed a bad person because my sympathy for Orange Man and the...

 Forum: News and Current Events   Topic: "Dark Comets" May Have Given Earth Its Water A Long Time Ago

Posted: Yesterday, 6:01 pm 

Replies: 5
Views: 93

And to think some of that water used to be drinkable.

 Forum: Random Discussion   Topic: Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Posted: Yesterday, 1:28 pm 

Replies: 21
Views: 361

When I was a child, I would see plenty of butterflies in the summer. At night I would see fireflies, which are not really flies, but beetles, glowing on my front lawn all summer long. Now if you see them at all you're lucky. It's because humans have been using so much pesticides on their lawns and g...

 Forum: News and Current Events   Topic: Earth's Inner Core Rotation Has Begun Moving Backwards

Posted: Yesterday, 1:13 pm 

Replies: 8
Views: 184

Welp, the human race has been moving backwards for decades now, so no biggie.

 Forum: Politics, Philosophy, and Religion   Topic: Taunting Trump

 Post subject: Re: Taunting Trump
Posted: Yesterday, 1:08 pm 

Replies: 9
Views: 158

I'll bet the whole thing was staged. The photos themselves look very fake, I thought they were when I first saw them. The blood looks photoshopped and is too cherry-red. The racist sexist anti-autistic orange man is such a huge narcissist it wouldn't surprising he had this staged, his brainwashed MA...

 Forum: News and Current Events   Topic: Shots Fired At Trump Rally

Posted: 13 Jul 2024, 6:27 pm 

Replies: 105
Views: 1,265

If he survived, it's just more proof that the evil live long.

 Forum: Random Discussion   Topic: Post something that made you happy today.

Posted: 13 Jul 2024, 5:29 pm 

Replies: 33,318
Views: 1,365,039

My plush doll of Lilo from Lilo and Stitch arrived from Ebay today. She even comes with her doll Scrump, and carries a handbag with a plush camera and a hairbrush in it.

 Forum: Random Discussion   Topic: Post something that made you UNHAPPY today.

Posted: 11 Jul 2024, 9:08 pm 

Replies: 32,357
Views: 1,162,566

I will never get over my doomsday depression and anxiety because the world IS doomed.

 Forum: Politics, Philosophy, and Religion   Topic: PPR: Get something off your chest.

Posted: 11 Jul 2024, 8:26 pm 

Replies: 45
Views: 2,683

I don't really care about whether or not foxes can be domesticated or when the next rocket is going to be launched into space. What I want to know is how little time have we got left before a bunch of shriveled up evil old men from USA and Russia decide to nuke the planet. And how to kill myself the...

 Forum: Random Discussion   Topic: trouble with the law

 Post subject: Re: trouble with the law
Posted: 11 Jul 2024, 8:19 pm 

Replies: 2
Views: 87

There are probably millions of dangers. For example, let's say you make a cringy video of yourself. Maybe you didn't intend to put it online for everyone in the world to see, but somebody else did. And then you become a lolcow. A lolcow is someone who posts cringy videos that viewers make fun of. Th...

 Forum: News and Current Events   Topic: Scientists Design A Robot That Can Jump Higher Than...

Posted: 11 Jul 2024, 4:26 pm 

Replies: 8
Views: 272

Of course the robot can jump higher than the Statue of Liberty. The Statue of Liberty can't jump at all. :)

 Forum: News and Current Events   Topic: world's first robot suicide

Posted: 11 Jul 2024, 11:53 am 

Replies: 6
Views: 170

This sounds really fake, but you know the world has gone to crap if even robots are offing themselves.

 Forum: Random Discussion   Topic: Humorous Canada thread

 Post subject: Re: Humorous Canada thread
Posted: 11 Jul 2024, 11:49 am 

Replies: 41
Views: 2,307

I heard that in medieval times Catholic people ate the meat of European beavers because on Fridays they're not supposed to eat any meat except fish. So they looked at the beaver and were like, "It has a tail that is long, flat and scaly like a fish, and it spends most of time in the water, like...

 Forum: Random Discussion   Topic: Kissing the ground.

 Post subject: Re: Kissing the ground.
Posted: 10 Jul 2024, 4:04 pm 

Replies: 5
Views: 132

You'd probably get more diseases from kissing a human than from kissing the ground.

Of course, you're leaving your own billions of filthy germs on the ground after kissing it. But the Earth is already poisoned beyond repair by humans, so whatever.

 Forum: Getting to know each other   Topic: *Insert Unique Introduction*

Posted: 10 Jul 2024, 3:55 pm 

Replies: 12
Views: 232

Greetings, fellow Earthling human! :alien:
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