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 Forum: Random Discussion   Topic: Post something that made you UNHAPPY today.

Posted: Yesterday, 9:08 pm 

Replies: 32,340
Views: 1,161,647


I will never get over my doomsday depression and anxiety because the world IS doomed.

 Forum: Politics, Philosophy, and Religion   Topic: PPR: Get something off your chest.

Posted: Yesterday, 8:26 pm 

Replies: 43
Views: 2,631


I don't really care about whether or not foxes can be domesticated or when the next rocket is going to be launched into space. What I want to know is how little time have we got left before a bunch of shriveled up evil old men from USA and Russia decide to nuke the planet. And how to kill myself the...

 Forum: Random Discussion   Topic: trouble with the law

 Post subject: Re: trouble with the law
Posted: Yesterday, 8:19 pm 

Replies: 2
Views: 49


There are probably millions of dangers. For example, let's say you make a cringy video of yourself. Maybe you didn't intend to put it online for everyone in the world to see, but somebody else did. And then you become a lolcow. A lolcow is someone who posts cringy videos that viewers make fun of. Th...

 Forum: News and Current Events   Topic: Scientists Design A Robot That Can Jump Higher Than...

Posted: Yesterday, 4:26 pm 

Replies: 6
Views: 210


Of course the robot can jump higher than the Statue of Liberty. The Statue of Liberty can't jump at all. :)

 Forum: News and Current Events   Topic: world's first robot suicide

Posted: Yesterday, 11:53 am 

Replies: 5
Views: 89


This sounds really fake, but you know the world has gone to crap if even robots are offing themselves.

 Forum: Random Discussion   Topic: Humorous Canada thread

 Post subject: Re: Humorous Canada thread
Posted: Yesterday, 11:49 am 

Replies: 41
Views: 2,231


I heard that in medieval times Catholic people ate the meat of European beavers because on Fridays they're not supposed to eat any meat except fish. So they looked at the beaver and were like, "It has a tail that is long, flat and scaly like a fish, and it spends most of time in the water, like...

 Forum: Random Discussion   Topic: Kissing the ground.

 Post subject: Re: Kissing the ground.
Posted: 10 Jul 2024, 4:04 pm 

Replies: 5
Views: 111


You'd probably get more diseases from kissing a human than from kissing the ground.

Of course, you're leaving your own billions of filthy germs on the ground after kissing it. But the Earth is already poisoned beyond repair by humans, so whatever.

 Forum: Getting to know each other   Topic: *Insert Unique Introduction*

Posted: 10 Jul 2024, 3:55 pm 

Replies: 9
Views: 143


Greetings, fellow Earthling human! :alien:

 Forum: Random Discussion   Topic: Post something that made you UNHAPPY today.

Posted: 10 Jul 2024, 3:13 pm 

Replies: 32,340
Views: 1,161,647


It is insanely hot because climate change, and I read that the first human case of Black Death has happened in the USA today. Since the country has practically gone back to the middle ages, it's not really surprising. And I know many people will refuse the modern treatments that we didn't have back ...

 Forum: Random Discussion   Topic: Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Posted: 10 Jul 2024, 1:22 pm 

Replies: 13
Views: 210


A fly without wings is still an insect, and a filthy one at that. And it's much easier to kill because it can't escape by flying. :twisted: I know I sound like a psychopath, and I probably am. But when I was living in the country with my parents in country we'd have a really bad housefly problem in ...

 Forum: Random Discussion   Topic: What Do You Want?

 Post subject: Re: What Do You Want?
Posted: 10 Jul 2024, 1:15 pm 

Replies: 126
Views: 1,960


All the world politicians to just drop dead.

 Forum: Random Discussion   Topic: Wrong Answers Only

 Post subject: Re: Wrong Answers Only
Posted: 10 Jul 2024, 12:39 am 

Replies: 5,044
Views: 96,016


Because they would put people to sleep, and rock tunes aren't exactly known for being soothing lullabyes.

Why does Mickey Mouse have a dog for a pet and another dog for a best friend?

 Forum: Random Discussion   Topic: Kissing the ground.

 Post subject: Re: Kissing the ground.
Posted: 09 Jul 2024, 11:44 pm 

Replies: 5
Views: 111


How many diseases would you get from kissing the ground?

 Forum: Politics, Philosophy, and Religion   Topic: Politicians have ruined everything.

Posted: 09 Jul 2024, 11:39 pm 

Replies: 6
Views: 151


In life, many people are treated wrongly and unfairly. In death, everyone is equal. It doesn't matter what your race, gender, sexual orientation, or social status is. When we die, we all become food for maggots and micro-organisms that feast on our remains. Unless we get eaten by vultures. Then we b...

 Forum: News and Current Events   Topic: A Major Explosion Causes "Fountains of Diamonds" to Erupt

Posted: 09 Jul 2024, 11:30 pm 

Replies: 3
Views: 131


Does this mean diamonds will get really cheap now? Which they are are, actually, but the diamond industry has brainwashed us into believing they're really rare and valuable.

Also I doubt the diamonds come out of volcanoes looking all polished and dazzling like the ones in that second image.

 Forum: Random Discussion   Topic: Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Posted: 09 Jul 2024, 11:24 pm 

Replies: 13
Views: 210


Flies are extremely annoying, disgusting little buggers and carry and spread all kinds of filth and disease.

Same as humans, but you can't exterminate them without going to prison or whatever. :evil:
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