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Forum: Love and Dating Topic: Telling a guy that you love him |
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Posted: 18 Dec 2009, 4:35 pm
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| I'd give two possible approaches. Only because I'm a guy and I would like this. Your mileage (or actually his) may vary. 1. You are good friends, so I take it that you like your time together. You could gradually go further and see if he likes it or not. I mean, you could hug often, you could offer ... |
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Forum: General Autism Discussion Topic: Post a silly example of taking something literally |
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Posted: 18 Dec 2009, 3:35 pm
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Replies: 78
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| Years ago, I lived and worked with a friend family. One day the father bullied their son a little, and the mother said that he should be punished - let's remove his favourite game from the computer. I did that! Later I found out that it was only a joke. Well, the game was small and fast to reinstall. |
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Forum: In-Depth Adult Life Discussion Topic: The Funny Jokes Thread |
| korppi |
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Posted: 09 Aug 2008, 5:18 pm
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Replies: 34
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| A policeman was pissed off and decided to stop a driver just for fun. After checking the usual stuff he said: - I think you are driving drunk. - No, I haven't taken anything. - Then answer this: you drive on a dark road and see two lights coming towards you. What is that? - That's probably a car. - ... |
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Forum: Getting to know each other Topic: Post a Picture of the Real You. |
| korppi |
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Posted: 09 Aug 2008, 3:58 pm
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Replies: 12,621
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Ledvia wrote: what's a T-800? >.<
Better known as Terminator, the older model that looked like Arnold Schwarzenegger  |
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Forum: Computers, Math, Science, and Technology Topic: Who still uses Windows 95, 98, and ME |
| korppi |
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Posted: 06 Aug 2008, 11:07 am
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Replies: 21
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I have another computer with 98SE, mostly for gaming. It isn't connected directly to Internet - if I ever need a connection there, it uses my main computer (Ubuntu Linux) as the web proxy.
Win98SE is OK for these simple purposes, sometimes it crashes but I seldom do any real work with it anyway. |
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Forum: Computers, Math, Science, and Technology Topic: Programming Jokes |
| korppi |
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Posted: 16 May 2008, 3:17 pm
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Replies: 8
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| There are 2 kinds of people: 0. celebrities 1. people with undocumented features --- A programmer died and oddly got to choose whether he would go to heaven or hell. He even got a tour to see how it was in both places. Heaven seemed a little dull: quiet harp music and such. In hell there was a wild ... |
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Forum: Computers, Math, Science, and Technology Topic: Programming Jokes |
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Posted: 15 May 2008, 4:06 pm
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Replies: 8
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#!/bin/bash
#The Linux Guru's View of Sex
locate; talk; date; unzip; strip; gawk; touch; finger; uptime; mount; fsck; gasp; more; yes; umount; sleep |
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Forum: Computers, Math, Science, and Technology Topic: Projectile motion with air resistance? |
| korppi |
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Posted: 14 May 2008, 3:13 pm
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Replies: 23
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| my partner (assigned) insisted that we calculate what it would take to fire our textbook halfway across the country to hit its author at the university he teaches at I like the idea :lol: I guess that if you could really do it, you would literally fire it (it would ignite because of the enormous sp... |
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Forum: Love and Dating Topic: Unorthodox ways to find romantic partners.... |
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Posted: 14 May 2008, 2:46 pm
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Replies: 15
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Hard to find, but how about local courses for dressmaking? Here those would be at citizen academies or labour academies (same thing but different political history) - you might have something similar.
You see, many goth girls like to make their own clothing. |
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Forum: Love and Dating Topic: Is it considered a form of rejection when... |
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Posted: 14 May 2008, 2:36 pm
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Replies: 9
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| But when I see some of the photos, I see pained expressions, not happy ones. That just reinforces what I know, that I am not a good judge of facial expressions. That isn't necessarily you: I've seen lots of fake smiles, and they can look horrible. If they showed the same smiles to a dog, it would p... |
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Forum: Computers, Math, Science, and Technology Topic: Chalk up another point for science! |
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Posted: 18 Apr 2008, 3:07 pm
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| Also see the doctors' names, Shifteer (or Shafteer the 2nd time) and Lictepeen. I'd say this has been published somewhere on April 1st... |
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Forum: Love and Dating Topic: Indecision. I don't know if I love my ex. |
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Posted: 18 Apr 2008, 2:07 pm
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Replies: 6
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It is normal, I think - these things are difficult.
After two years, it shouldn't be the typical "cold feet" anymore - I mean getting scared by your feelings. It seems to be the real thing, so I hope you'll be able to be just friends. Otherwise say goodbye forever. |
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Forum: In-Depth Adult Life Discussion Topic: Anyone not into TV |
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Posted: 11 Apr 2008, 6:33 pm
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Replies: 45
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| I don't have a TV set, but I watch TV sometimes - at friends or my father. |
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Forum: Computers, Math, Science, and Technology Topic: Which computer pointing device to you prefer? |
| korppi |
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Posted: 11 Apr 2008, 6:25 pm
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Replies: 10
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| I used to prefer trackball, but optical mouses changed the situation. |
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Forum: Computers, Math, Science, and Technology Topic: Science jokes |
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Posted: 28 Feb 2008, 5:16 pm
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Replies: 23
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A friend claimed that he heard this at an actual class:
- Mitä tarkoittaa ekvivalentti?
- Yhdentekevää.
It's an unusual pun - it works also in English:
- What does equivalent mean?
- Indifferent. |
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Forum: Love and Dating Topic: Opportunity Maximization |
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Posted: 28 Feb 2008, 5:02 pm
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Replies: 6
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If you like animals, you could ask if a local animal shelter takes volunteers. I've seen lots of young women in that environment, both volunteers and pros.
Of course, that hasn't led me into any "Love and Dating", but then again, I'm too old and with AS to boot. |
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