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 Forum: Love and Dating   Topic: inappropriate things to say to girls when u first meet them

Posted: 18 Nov 2017, 2:12 am 

Replies: 46
Views: 2,292

Hi, your bones are arranged slightly different than mine, I find that curious and quite cunning, I like you too but your skeleton is quite a dish.

 Forum: Random Discussion   Topic: The "door close" button in elevators doesn't close the door.

Posted: 18 Nov 2017, 2:07 am 

Replies: 9
Views: 310

That's why I bring my own SLAMITQUICK button with me, it's a 99thfloor godsend of a device, I got it from that phone number they put at the end of the advert, it's never too late to convert to the deliverators, no more deliberating on what to tap when the situation becomes dire and they are getting ...

 Forum: Off the Wall: Forum Games, Quizzes, Roleplaying, etc.   Topic: BANNED (The Game)

 Post subject: Re: BANNED (The Game)
Posted: 18 Nov 2017, 2:03 am 

Replies: 45,626
Views: 962,520

Banned for not appreciating the unctuous urchins who scurry and slide about wrongplanet counter-acting each well intended ban, it would be a very quiet and maliciously uneven thread without the wicked work they do!

 Forum: Random Discussion   Topic: Does body hair really grow back thicker each time you shave?

Posted: 14 Nov 2017, 2:30 am 

Replies: 14
Views: 334

Depends how cheap and rusty the razor blade is, sometimes it seems behind the beard or stache are standing the vengeful and viciously insulted extended family of the chunks of stubbornly affixed hair you just ripped off!

 Forum: Adolescent Autism Forum   Topic: I'm not good at anything.

Posted: 14 Nov 2017, 2:22 am 

Replies: 3
Views: 381

What makes you feel like getting out of the bed or holds your focus for more than a couple of forced minutes at a time? That'll reveal some of the roots. Every human being is talented and capable in different areas, we all have deficiencies and are all patterned differently which is why there's vari...

 Forum: Love and Dating   Topic: Anyone ever turn down free sex?

Posted: 14 Nov 2017, 2:07 am 

Replies: 143
Views: 4,798

I don't have any interest in making love without the love part and have only experienced sex with a meaningful connection established and watered and that's how it'll always stay. I can't even get off either unless I am putting myself in a frame within a future period where I have been fortunate to ...

 Forum: Getting to know each other   Topic: What is your level of emphaty

Posted: 14 Nov 2017, 1:50 am 

Replies: 82
Views: 2,311

People who have got to know me enough to get a feel of what I consist of have commented that I am extremely considerate and thoughtful and I will always seek to pursue this impression since it's what I have always broadcast. If I read the newspaper or watch tv I can shed tears several times a day as...

 Forum: Off the Wall: Forum Games, Quizzes, Roleplaying, etc.   Topic: BANNED (The Game)

 Post subject: Re: BANNED (The Game)
Posted: 14 Nov 2017, 1:42 am 

Replies: 45,626
Views: 962,520

Banned for tying my TIE fighter into a knot and making me wilhelm scream.

 Forum: Random Discussion   Topic: What are you drinking right now?

Posted: 14 Nov 2017, 1:40 am 

Replies: 7,260
Views: 125,294

Red wine the only wine that matters!

 Forum: Random Discussion   Topic: First thing in mind when you think of the color yellow?

Posted: 12 Nov 2017, 3:25 am 

Replies: 53
Views: 754

Buttercup shaped bees cowardly carved out of the sunrise dented by a stray cosmic banana reflected ruefully in pikachu's pokéyeballs.

 Forum: Random Discussion   Topic: Why do machines for washing clothes get the title "washing m

Posted: 12 Nov 2017, 3:07 am 

Replies: 2
Views: 156

Just call it clothes washer and the dishwasher a washing machine if you're uncomfortable, or put the dishes into smashy city and the clothes impaled upon the various annoyingly sharp poke-racks in the new washing machine. Or take everything you need turning shiny and flee into the nearest new new wa...

 Forum: Games and Video Games   Topic: Make a video game reference.

Posted: 12 Nov 2017, 2:56 am 

Replies: 1,776
Views: 74,145


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 Forum: Love and Dating   Topic: How can I tell my girlfriend she is fat?

Posted: 12 Nov 2017, 2:43 am 

Replies: 568
Views: 7,520

You can encourage someone to be healthier and that is always an admirable path but some people just do not have the desire to get fit and chiselled and that's okay, it's up to you to make the decision if she does not react with enthusiasm to encouragement, you might have to accept her physical form ...

 Forum: General Autism Discussion   Topic: I am a bit bitter I suppose.

Posted: 12 Nov 2017, 2:35 am 

Replies: 18
Views: 1,410

I would have quite liked to have a reason for all I was drowned under but even the things I managed to swim or wade through, well it would've been more liquid than cloying and curdled swamp if I had a measure of what the heck it all was that coated everything and muddled the lines! Many of us have v...

 Forum: Off the Wall: Forum Games, Quizzes, Roleplaying, etc.   Topic: This or That

 Post subject: Re: This or That
Posted: 12 Nov 2017, 2:22 am 

Replies: 26,708
Views: 500,373

I like both but prefer grapes as gf makes me recoil and shudder because it's so damn tangy, it's like staring at a baboon's backside.

Melting candle wax or Fizzing soda bubbles?

 Forum: Random Discussion   Topic: What are you eating?/Last thing you ate?

Posted: 12 Nov 2017, 2:20 am 

Replies: 14,303
Views: 549,260

Cabbage, boiled potatoes, peas, chicken and some berries and ice cream after. Protein shake.
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