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 Forum: Art, Writing, and Music   Topic: what are you listening to THIS VERY SECOND?

Posted: 18 Oct 2019, 10:04 pm 

Replies: 50,349
Views: 1,772,804


*Mrs Ferris flips the bird and makes a mental note of your face as your heart breaks *

 Forum: Art, Writing, and Music   Topic: what are you listening to THIS VERY SECOND?

Posted: 18 Oct 2019, 9:45 pm 

Replies: 50,349
Views: 1,772,804


BDavro wrote:
A song for ferris, makes my heart flutter and my nipples go hard.



I see what you did there :lol:

 Forum: Adult Autism Issues   Topic: what r ur fantasies and fetishes

Posted: 18 Oct 2019, 9:04 pm 

Replies: 66
Views: 884


That would be the Taffia

 Forum: Adult Autism Issues   Topic: what r ur fantasies and fetishes

Posted: 18 Oct 2019, 8:57 pm 

Replies: 66
Views: 884


Could I please date a man who isn't gay? That's all I ask of the universe. You must give off the perfect beard vibe Thanks so much. I model after yours. Ah busted , Mrs Ferris is my beard :oops: I'll take things that we already know and didn't need to be said please alex. The punchline comes first....

 Forum: Adult Autism Issues   Topic: what r ur fantasies and fetishes

Posted: 18 Oct 2019, 8:42 pm 

Replies: 66
Views: 884


IsabellaLinton wrote:
SaveFerris wrote:
IsabellaLinton wrote:
Could I please date a man who isn't gay? That's all I ask of the universe.


You must give off the perfect beard vibe


Thanks so much. I model after yours.


Ah busted , Mrs Ferris is my beard :oops:

 Forum: Adult Autism Issues   Topic: what r ur fantasies and fetishes

Posted: 18 Oct 2019, 8:37 pm 

Replies: 66
Views: 884


IsabellaLinton wrote:
Could I please date a man who isn't gay? That's all I ask of the universe.


You must give off the perfect beard vibe

 Forum: Adult Autism Issues   Topic: what r ur fantasies and fetishes

Posted: 18 Oct 2019, 8:35 pm 

Replies: 66
Views: 884


BDavro wrote:
SaveFerris wrote:
My GF can rarely burp either , if she drinks fizzy drinks she's in trouble. I have tried to teach her how to swallow air but it's a lost cause I'd have more chance teaching my cat to make a cup of tea.


But can she fart?


nothing wrong with that end

 Forum: Off the Wall: Forum Games, Quizzes, Roleplaying, etc.   Topic: Form a sentence using your prediction bar/middle button

Posted: 18 Oct 2019, 8:30 pm 

Replies: 13
Views: 224


If you keep posting me nudes I will post them on WP....

Oh sorry that was an actual txt.

You can read it on your own but it will the same as your own money and then she just has a bad time to get back on your phone she looks to your face.

 Forum: Adult Autism Issues   Topic: what r ur fantasies and fetishes

Posted: 18 Oct 2019, 8:18 pm 

Replies: 66
Views: 884


My GF can rarely burp either , if she drinks fizzy drinks she's in trouble. I have tried to teach her how to swallow air but it's a lost cause I'd have more chance teaching my cat to make a cup of tea. Was your cat any good at making tea? I think it purposely did a s**t job so I wouldn't ask again ...

 Forum: Adult Autism Issues   Topic: what r ur fantasies and fetishes

Posted: 18 Oct 2019, 8:17 pm 

Replies: 66
Views: 884


IsabellaLinton wrote:
SaveFerris wrote:
I have tried to teach her how to swallow air
.

(resists crude joke)


She resisted too when I tried ( or maybe gagged would be a better word )

 Forum: Adult Autism Issues   Topic: what r ur fantasies and fetishes

Posted: 18 Oct 2019, 8:13 pm 

Replies: 66
Views: 884


My GF can rarely burp either , if she drinks fizzy drinks she's in trouble. I have tried to teach her how to swallow air but it's a lost cause I'd have more chance teaching my cat to make a cup of tea. Was your cat any good at making tea? I think it purposely did a s**t job so I wouldn't ask again 8)

 Forum: Adult Autism Issues   Topic: what r ur fantasies and fetishes

Posted: 18 Oct 2019, 8:09 pm 

Replies: 66
Views: 884


My GF can rarely burp either , if she drinks fizzy drinks she's in trouble. I have tried to teach her how to swallow air but it's a lost cause I'd have more chance teaching my cat to make a cup of tea.

 Forum: WrongPlanet.net discussion   Topic: Cloudflare as bad or worse than DDoS

Posted: 18 Oct 2019, 6:57 pm 

Replies: 11
Views: 546


OutsideView wrote:
That robot cartoon is quite upsetting!

I kept getting Cloudflare errors trying to access Wrong Planet for a few hours this morning.


Upsetting how?

Because it is having an existential crisis or is it jealousy that a robot beat captcha 8)

 Forum: The Haven   Topic: I don't want to work

 Post subject: Re: I don't want to work
Posted: 18 Oct 2019, 5:47 pm 

Replies: 91
Views: 1,272


BDavro wrote:
SaveFerris wrote:
Been arrested more than a few times but never cuffed ( roughed up though ) , I nicked some off a copper once when he dropped them in a scuffle ( gave them to a kinky mate :lol: )


Not the lost prophets bloke I hope.


I said kinky not sick in the head :lol:

 Forum: The Haven   Topic: I don't want to work

 Post subject: Re: I don't want to work
Posted: 18 Oct 2019, 4:52 pm 

Replies: 91
Views: 1,272


BDavro wrote:
That was the best show ever.


Have to agree , it was bloody good and taught me about politics in way I could relate to

 Forum: The Haven   Topic: I don't want to work

 Post subject: Re: I don't want to work
Posted: 18 Oct 2019, 4:39 pm 

Replies: 91
Views: 1,272


Been arrested more than a few times but never cuffed ( roughed up though ) , I nicked some off a copper once when he dropped them in a scuffle ( gave them to a kinky mate :lol: )
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