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Forum: Random Discussion Topic: Which WP members would you wish to meet? |
| auntblabby |
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Posted: 22 Jun 2010, 5:31 am
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League_Girl wrote: auntblabby wrote: Seanmw wrote: Awwwwh, no one wants to meet me  .... i live down the road from you, if you wish to meet another western washington aspie. Oh you live in Washington? What part? I'm in Oregon.
i live about an hour southwest of seattle, as the crow flies. |
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Forum: Off the Wall: Forum Games, Quizzes, Roleplaying, etc. Topic: Add to the story! Sci-fi genre |
| auntblabby |
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Posted: 22 Jun 2010, 5:22 am
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| so i decide to put the whole bloody affair out of my mind, and reintensify my efforts at finding a way to escape this ugly place. |
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Forum: Off the Wall: Forum Games, Quizzes, Roleplaying, etc. Topic: Tell a joke! |
| auntblabby |
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Posted: 22 Jun 2010, 5:10 am
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Replies: 305
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Q-why did the cannibal have an upset stomach?
A#1- it must've been someone he ate.
A#2- what he ate must've had a sour stomach. |
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Forum: Off the Wall: Forum Games, Quizzes, Roleplaying, etc. Topic: Add to the story! Sci-fi genre |
| auntblabby |
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Posted: 21 Jun 2010, 8:29 am
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Replies: 16
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| the hose rapidly fills with some kind of inert gas, and i find out after the fact, it is to dilate me in preparation for the probe of my nightmares.... |
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Forum: Adult Autism Issues Topic: What does bum fun feel like? |
| auntblabby |
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Posted: 21 Jun 2010, 8:04 am
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Replies: 33
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MissConstrue wrote: I remember hearing about some guy who had a tear in his rectum and need stitches. This was after having had sex with his partner.
Not sure about the whole story but I guess there was some rough sex going on.
men who treat others like this are just big brainless pricks. |
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Forum: General Autism Discussion Topic: what are you like in class? |
| auntblabby |
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Posted: 21 Jun 2010, 7:26 am
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Replies: 42
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| i tried to just blend into the woodwork, except when i asked questions that made people uncomfortable. |
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Forum: Getting to know each other Topic: Salutations! Please allow me to present myself... |
| auntblabby |
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Posted: 21 Jun 2010, 7:22 am
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Replies: 9
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Countess wrote: Since I am an old gal my hope is not only to learn and share but to assist.
well, i'm an old man so we maybe can converse on the same wavelength then  plus there are 36,470 odd other WPers for ya to chat with also. |
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Forum: Adult Autism Issues Topic: "naughty bits" |
| auntblabby |
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Posted: 21 Jun 2010, 7:17 am
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Replies: 37
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Taupey wrote: I love that AuntBlabby.  
glad ya liked it 
i remember watching both george c. scott and tony randall [the actors who played patton and felix unger on the odd couple] recite this on the tonight show with johnny carson decades ago. |
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Forum: Adult Autism Issues Topic: do you stim during sex |
| auntblabby |
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Posted: 21 Jun 2010, 7:11 am
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Replies: 36
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| "AHH, AHH, AHH- Yes, honey... I am glad you got a B on your report c- OH GOOOSH YES" if one is a lucky guy. but for folk with my luck, it would be more like "please do hurry, dear- i have an appointment in 10 minutes at the beauty salon to get my nails done, and i'm already late." At least she isn'... |
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Forum: Adult Autism Issues Topic: Have you viewed pornography before? |
| auntblabby |
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Posted: 21 Jun 2010, 7:08 am
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Replies: 117
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| What if 'they' touch, though? well, if they're "good friends" then there's no harm. nobody but good friends has any real business doing this sort of thing anyways. except for pros in the picture shows. things are so close together "down there" that some touching is unavoidable. it's a new day, baby... |
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Forum: Random Discussion Topic: words that are fun to say |
| auntblabby |
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Posted: 21 Jun 2010, 6:57 am
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Replies: 80
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dyingofpoetry wrote: preeclampsia
an unhappy ailment. but it does roll off the tongue. sounds like it could be a new product. like a new type of chia pet. |
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Forum: Adult Autism Issues Topic: Have you viewed pornography before? |
| auntblabby |
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Posted: 21 Jun 2010, 6:53 am
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Replies: 117
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| Ouch. That sounds very uncomfortable for all three parties. :?: :? the kind i like to view, looks like fun for at least 2 of the parties, and it has been said that the fairer gender has posterior vaginal nerves which get extra stimulation from A/P penetration, in addition to firmer G-spot stimulati... |
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Forum: Adult Autism Issues Topic: do you stim during sex |
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Posted: 21 Jun 2010, 6:48 am
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Replies: 36
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Ferdinand wrote: "AHH, AHH, AHH- Yes, honey... I am glad you got a B on your report c- OH GOOOSH YES"
if one is a lucky guy. but for folk with my luck, it would be more like "please do hurry, dear- i have an appointment in 10 minutes at the beauty salon to get my nails done, and i'm already late." |
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Forum: Adult Autism Issues Topic: "naughty bits" |
| auntblabby |
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Posted: 21 Jun 2010, 6:42 am
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Replies: 37
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| How are the human genitals naughty? because when one asks somebody if they'd like to "ahem", many folk are as likely to say "i think "naught" as to say "i think "naughty." You're hilarious. :lol: [bowing 8) :) ] on the subject, here is a naughty-but-nice, low-down but high-class ditty, from Flander... |
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Forum: Adult Autism Issues Topic: Have you viewed pornography before? |
| auntblabby |
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Posted: 21 Jun 2010, 6:23 am
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Ferdinand wrote: auntblabby wrote: Ferdinand wrote: double-post yeah, those are the best kind of pink flicks.  LOL I don't even know what that means... but apparently you do.
this can be diagrammed as follows:
"double post"= double penetration. |
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Forum: Adult Autism Issues Topic: "naughty bits" |
| auntblabby |
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Posted: 21 Jun 2010, 6:21 am
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Replies: 37
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Ferdinand wrote: How are the human genitals naughty?
because when one asks somebody if they'd like to "ahem", many folk are as likely to say "i think "naught" as to say "i think "naughty." |
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