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03 Aug 2007, 4:45 am

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When I went to see Star Wars I, the noise level was so high it nearly blew me out of the room. I, too, thought it was disappointing to put it mildly.


To me it seems the noise level of movies in cinema is totally exaggerated. It's obviously made to cause 'hearing sensor overload'. Fortunately that noise is mostly well structured and little happens unexpectedly.

The most ridiculous scene I have ever seen in a 'premium movie' is that childish race in Star Wars that feels it would make up half of the movie. What is the point? That could have been much shorter. There is hardly any information in it.

I only go for movies because of the social functions. Usually I see patterns and simple causalities in most movies, most scenes are either ridiculously exaggerated or simply there because of some former events requiring them to be.

That leaves me either not following the movie or being overwhelmed by contradictions found all over the place. Sure, Die Hard 4.0 is an action movie, but why those twists about the hero being undefeatable at one point and then ridiculously weak in another scene? This is way too obvious.

That fight with the F-35 jet in DH 4.0 just drives me crazy. Does one really need the mind of a child to like such stuff? And then people making fun of me because I watch "Pinky and the Brain". Ha ha.



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04 Aug 2007, 6:01 am

"American Beauty" and "Fargo" because both were dead boring.


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04 Aug 2007, 6:11 am

ping-machine wrote:
"American Beauty" and "Fargo" because both were dead boring.


Are you kidding, Fargo was one of the best movies ever! How couldn't you find it suspenseful and hilarious?



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05 Aug 2007, 12:17 pm

In my opinion, many of the Robocop movies were whack.



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16 Aug 2007, 8:35 am

Worst movies this summer: POSSIBLE SPOILERS

Spider-Man 3-The love triangle between mj & peter was slowing down the movie dozens of times

Evan Almighty- waaay to much politics in this movie

Shrek the Third- It just lost its charm



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16 Aug 2007, 11:02 am

JimmyNeurtonRules wrote:
Worst movies this summer: POSSIBLE SPOILERS

Spider-Man 3-The love triangle between mj & peter was slowing down the movie dozens of times

Evan Almighty- waaay to much politics in this movie

Shrek the Third- It just lost its charm


Shrek the Third was good to me.


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16 Aug 2007, 3:55 pm

I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry
Big Disappointment & was surprised that Alexander Payne & Jim Taylor wrote the script.


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17 Aug 2007, 9:04 pm

Deep Water (peice of S***! That was not even close to Jaws! Plus the random Nude scene! WHY?)


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01 Sep 2007, 10:28 pm

The Worst Movie Ever title would be a tie between

- Billy the Kid Vs. Dracula
- Surf Nazis Must Die

The best part is the titles of these two movies foreshadow the extreme level of their horendousness.


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02 Sep 2007, 4:57 am

ping-machine wrote:
"American Beauty" and "Fargo" because both were dead boring.


Really? I found American Beauty to be an absolute cracker. Can't comment on Fargo, as I haven't seen it.

I can't think of the outright worst film I've seen, so I'll say the worst film I've seen this year. Spiderman 3 was terrible, a real disappointment after the excellent Spiderman 2. Messy plotline and poor pacing made this one a snorefest.



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02 Sep 2007, 9:14 am

The pirate Movie 1982

Some of the music in this movie is horrible. hybrid of pirate folk/new wave music
Gives the human leauge a bad name!

Once you heard "happy ending" It will NEVER!! ! leave your brain! it leaves a stain not even the strongest sanatizing agent can remove!



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02 Sep 2007, 11:34 am

Marie Antoinette

Boring movie,about French queen who was also bored.
Only exciting thing in entire movie is revolution that put the end to this boredom.


But since Sofia Coppola was director,I'm not surprised why is it sooooo boring.
Lets not forget her 'masterpiece' - Lost In Translation,a movie which was also so boring,that almost put me into sleep.


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03 Sep 2007, 3:10 am

Witt wrote:
Marie Antoinette

Boring movie,about French queen who was also bored.
Only exciting thing in entire movie is revolution that put the end to this boredom.


Which version?

If it's the most recent one, I seem to recall that the revolution got little mention.

Personally, I managed to sit through it, but must confess myself a little disappointed too.

Witt wrote:
But since Sofia Coppola was director,I'm not surprised why is it sooooo boring.
Lets not forget her 'masterpiece' - Lost In Translation,a movie which was also so boring,that almost put me into sleep.


My mum had an idea that I should watch that movie (which I haven't watched yet for a simple reason -- i.e. not interested.) She had the idea because I've lived in Japan. But I didn't have any desire to watch a stupid movie about some stupid cliche Amerika-jin blundering his way through Tokyo. Because personally I've had enough about all those gaijin cliches.

Oh yeah. But I'll tell you one funny thing. That blonde Japanese guy who does the talk show (and jumps around acting like a lunatic). He is a real talk show host. I've seen bits of that talk show -- but didn't bother watching it because personally I reckon that guy's an idiot.


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03 Sep 2007, 1:38 pm

ping-machine wrote:
Which version?


2006,Sofia Coppola version..
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ping-machine wrote:
If it's the most recent one, I seem to recall that the revolution got little mention.


True.But this little mention of revolution was only thing in movie that was not boring to death.


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11 Sep 2007, 1:56 am

JACKASS! That movie SUCKED! I walked out of the theater.


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14 Sep 2007, 5:26 pm

worst movie I saw?
Difficult to answer, because, in my case, the more dreadful was a french one.
But, I can admit, "Batman and roboin " was dreadful.
And "meet the parents" was annoying: it lookesd like Ben Stiller had to make all the stupid mistakes they could find: it was a little bit over the top.
And "Charlie's angels" with Drew, Cameron and Lucy :x (even if the series in fact is enjoyable)
and "Me, Myself and Irene" :evil: :evil:
But usually, I can recognize a movie I know I will find dreadful (example, the American Pie movies) and avoid them, lol