Worst Films you've ever seen

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Batman & Robin (1997)

I usually like a good "bad" movie. Like something I just have to see more than once because I could not believe how bad it was.

Some that qualify:
The Room (as mentioned above)
Troll 2 (there is a documentary about it - Best Worst Movie) I still find it bad, but terrifically entertaining
StarCrash -- Caroline Munro, Christopher Plummer (with one of the best bad lines evar!), and David Hasselhoff!

To me a truly bad movie is one that is boring.

"Santa Claus Conquers the Martians" - The Martians kidnap Santa because there is nobody on Mars to give their children presents.

1. Batman and Robin
2. Love Actually
3. Spiderman 3
4. There Will Be Blood
5. Alien vs Predator: Requiem
6. Skyline
7. White Chicks
8. Battlefield Earth
9. Bridesmaids
10. The Village

And whoever picked Jurassic Park and Predator as their worst choices, hang your bloody heads in shame! Same goes for tb86 and Goodfellas, it's a masterpiece.

Birdemic: Shock and Terror. It has to be seen to be believed, they said. I watched it with some friends, and I didn't know whether I should laugh or cry at the quality. If it was meant seriously, it's probably the worst film ever made. If it was meant ironically, it's way over the top and generally awful.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jE5dJDgZ644[/youtube]

I actually quite enjoyed Troll 2, despite the 'horror' potential fully relying on constant over-estimations of common sense in characters, who see no problem with that creepy town regardless of whatever randomly insane things happen, and the occasional jump scare. One movie that annoyed me so much that I couldn't watch it in full, though, was Superbabies - Baby Geniuses 2. That one was just unbearably bad. Won't even attempt to find a trailer for that.

Anything on the Horror Channel.

Oh and Black Sheep was so bad, it was stupidly funny. It's about Zombie Sheeps in New Zealand and how they get killed in the film (one was crushed by a tractor with exaggerated amounts of blood spilling out of it and a barn is used for another set piece. XD

The Fighter.

I mean, given, how many movies can actually be made
a. about boxing
b. starring Mark Wahlberg as an aging something-or-other

but it was truly direction-less.

The only actor who interested me at all was Amy Adams.

"Adventures in Babysitting"

Skyline! OMG! For an avid sci-fi fan like me that movie made me wanna kill somebody. It was ALL effects, NO story whatsoever and the ending was a cliffhanger. A CLIFFHANGER!! !! Why would they do something like that!? As if there would be a sequel to a piece of crap movie like that one! I heard people were walking out of theaters in the US and so it was taken off. Of course I didn't know about that until after. Now I know why my friend and I were the ONLY people in the cinema that night. Apparently the word of mouth had spread to everyone else but us. And the thing that kills me the most is that it had such potential!

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYzr0jNBqp8&feature=fvwrel[/youtube]

Worst. Movies. Ever.

Batman And Robin
The Spirit
Cheaper By The Dozen II
Maximum Overdrive
Electra
The Hitcher (remake)
Nightmare On Elm Street (remake)
The Box
Butch And Sundance: The Early Years

-Bill, otherwise known as Kraichgauer

Agree with KyleTheGhost about the Scary Movie franchise.

BASEketball-hard to believe that David Zucker once wrote and directed Airplane! and the Naked Gun series. The only funny line in there is that the Dallas team was named "The Dallas Felons."

Orgazmo-only seen bits and pieces of it on cable, it's so dull I can't tune in for long. like wise for Funny People. All the "jokes" fell flat for me.

I recently saw Immortals and thought it was pretty rubbish, basically seems like a 13 year old wrote a script based around how many ways Mickey Rourke can kill a man thrown in with a predictable cliche mythology story.