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Scoots,

Do you remember the 4 food groups from Dr. Nick? The only one I remember is the congealed food group.

and the runner-up: "I bent my wookiee!"

Honourable mentions

1: "I made Bart in my pants." (After Bart's word in the spelling bee began with I-M-P)

2: "Can you taste the thumbtacks?" (To his father who is eating a crayon sandwhich made by Ralph)

Homer: "Alcohol - the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."

Mike

It sucks that channel 10 here in Australia chops out that line at the end nowadays. When I bought the first five seasons of the Simpsons on TV, I found out that the TV stations edit them to fit in more commercials. They say it's for censorship but that's BS, i've read the TV guidelines and with the exception of about 3 or so episodes they can show any in the PG timeslot. And it's not like they screen the uncut versions at night, they'd rather pretend it's the way it is.

Here's the quote:

Nick: You'll want to focus on the neglected food groups such as the whipped group, the congealed group and the chocotastic!

I used the episode guide from www.snpp.com for reference.

Maggie Simpson (sucking on pacifier) = "SUCK, SUCK, SUCK"

That's plenty of good advice from an infant for me.

You're not saying the Simpsons suck are you?!

Homer: "Young lady, in this house we obey the laws of thermal dynamics!"

Lisa: "Dad, everybody likes Whacking Day but I hate it. Is there something wrong with me?"
Homer: "Yes, Honey."
Lisa: "Then what should I do?"
Homer: "Just squeeze your rage into a bitter little ball, and release it at an appropriate time. Like that day I hit the Referee with the whiskey bottle. Remember that?
Lisa: "Yeah."
Homer: "Your daddy hit the referee?
Lisa: "Yeah..."
Homer: "Yeah."

Lionel Hutz: "Mrs. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my suit against the film 'Neverending Story'."

Homer: "Alright, Brain. You don't like me, and I don't like you. But let's just do this, and I can get back to killing you with beer."

Homer: "Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!"

Homer: "What's the point of going out, we're just going to end up back here anyway?"

Homer: I like my beer cold and my homosexuals flamin'

Ralph: That's where I saw the leprechaun. He tells me to BURN things.
Ralph: Me fail English. That's unpossible.
Ralph: I beat the smart kids. (falls) I bent my Wookie.

Mr. Burns: Oh balderdash! We could watch stereoscopic images of the Crimean War.

Any time Homer says mmm...

eg.
Snake: Shut up or I'll pistol-whip you.
Homer: mmm...pistol whip (drools)

Homer (playing with the bopping Beatle's figurines): And now I am Michael Jackson: I own all your records losers. he he he.

Press Any Key. But which key is the Any Key?
-Homer

Chief Wiggum: "And Ralphie is talking about wanting to go on the pill!"

You must be stupider than you look...

Stupider like a FOX!! !

Time for Simpsons free association.

Homer: Isn't that right Foxy the FOX network fox.

NASA scientist: "maybe we shall tell them the horrible secret, that all monkeys we sent to space came back super intelligent"
Intelligent monkey turns around wearing suit and holding a smoke pipe
Monkey: "No, I don't believe will be telling them that"


"Which one of us is truly crazy"
Homer holding sane certificate
"Not me, I got this"


"Your husbands quite the gentlemen, some people laugh at my googley eye"
man turns round revealing googley eye, Homer starts laughing.

Homer: And if we don't, we'll fake it and sell it to the FOX network!

Bart: Heh, they'll show anything

Hower: Now son, they also do a lot of quality programming

both pause then laugh. rupert murdoch rolls over in his grave (the fake rupert murdoch currently running the business is a zombie imposter)