most annoying commercial ever made

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Anything with Billy Mays.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwtL4MQoKRw[/youtube]

And in cinemas...you're doomed!, unless you
can run fast enough to grab some snacks before the
film starts

For some reason in Australia there are these ads that have come from overseas where they have taken the original voice off and put on one with an australian accent. The ads were in english to start with!! !! It would've been understood fine, but now it just looks stupid and distracting with mouths barely matching the sound. Some of these are ads for Glade or Oust air fresheners.

There was one of these where they reshot part of the ad to have an Australian mother in it, but the little boy using the airfreshener whilst on the toilet was still from the original Asian ad...... It just made no sense. We are not stupid.

Recess Cereal
High School Musical anything (I HATE HATE HATE that movie. Just thinking about it puts me in a rage.)
Hanaha Montana anything (I hate her almost as much as I do High School Musical.)

This specsavers radio advert. It goes,

All adverts. Period. I agree with the poster that said everything is so "rushed". Everything these days has to be "EXXXTREME TO THE MAXX!" it makes me anxious, confused, and angry.

I also hate most narration. Voice too close to the mic noise gets me. That is so disgusting.

Feminine hygiene products. I do not want to hear about douches.

The Pedialyte one with the little brat that says "I don't like chicken! I don't like brocolli!" This ain't Burger King, you don't get it your way!

The Jitterbug cellphones. I swear that one intentionally LOUD.

Vonage. I hate that song. I hated that song in Kill Bill. I still hate it.

Billy Mays disturbs me.

All infomercials and adverts for lousy inventions. Chiller has TONS of these!
(However the "space bags" kick ass.)

Kidz Bop. Need I say more?

Red Bull. I don't get them.

Any advert where children try to sell me a product.

The toilet paper with the bears. Ewwwww....

Or how about, when the same vapid advert is relentlessly played during EVERY break?

Thank goodness for the mute button!

Mini mini mini mini wheats! God kill me now!

Mini mini mini mini wheats! Sweet Jesus Christ!

The rice crispies cereal comercial where the kid won't shut up (That's not cute, that's annoying)

HBO comercials where the guy keeps singing like I broken record, "I never dreamed it would be more than more than more than more than more than"

In Cintinati they have a car dealership called "Aborcherdingding" or something like that and the comericals used to be "It's a borcherding ding. A borcherding ding." I always wanted to shoot the lady who sung it.

"Big Bob" (I think it's a local comercial) where the bird keeps going like a broken record, "Big Bob, big Bob, big Bob"

Recer & Burger (local)- I want to shoot then everytime the women go, "Recer & Burger, the comfort zone."

Comericals where you see a person's face up close.

Billy Mays is loud and annoying. His voice reminds me of Matt Lesko, the joker with the question mark jacket who told people they could get a bunch of free stuff.

LOL Matt Lesko is the bane of my brother's existence, along with "The Video Professor".

Remember the Old Navy commercials that were like some kind of drug-induced 70's trash?
If your commercial makes me puke, I'm not buying your stuff!

Headon...apply directly to the forehead
Headon...apply directly to the forehead
Headon...apply directly to the forehead
Headon...apply directly to the forehead
Headon...apply directly to the forehead
Headon...apply directly to the forehead
Headon...apply directly to the forehead
Headon...apply directly to the forehead
Headon...apply directly to the forehead
Headon...apply directly to the *BLAM*

I hate the diamond commercial with the guy who puts a necklace on his sleeping lover's hand. The song from it drives me up the wall.

There's some TV commercial for an upcoming show that has a TV set and you hear a static signal, like if your cable went out - oh, that pisses me off! Brilliant ad, in a way, ebcause it makes you look to figure out if your cable really did go out, but when it's on every damn commercial break - grrrrrrr!! !! !

I also hate:

- Freecreditreport.com
- any "male enhancement" commercial
- any RX commercial that lists possible side effects
- adult chatlines
- Girls Gone Wild
- Career training "institutes"
- and whatever financial service ad witht he "800 pound gorilla"
- any fast food


I heart my DVR because I just tape stuff now and ff over the commercials.

Jewelry commercials. The ones that suggest the only way to propose is with a very big diamond, cauz that's what all women want yanno

I loathe pharm commercials as well. Pharm companies are the tool of the devil. *restrains self from using devil icon*

the ads for BBC with the heads that makes up one big head slightly unsettle me.