Worst Films you've ever seen

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Dark Shadows is the worst movie as far as Tim Burton/Johnny Depp collaborations go. I was severely disappointed by it after months of hyping it up in my mind.

However, I heard a rumor that a lot of important scenes were left on the cutting room floor, so there's still a chance that it can be redeemed with a Director's Cut. If, by some miracle, a Director's Cut does get released and turns it into a likable movie, I'll eat crow.

I'm actually a fan of some truly bad cinema, stuff so bad that it is good. That being said, I take any Toho Godzilla movies off the table. However, that horriful Godzilla from the US of the 90's is DEFINITELY on the list (Sorry, but using a Corvair Greenbriar as a stand in for a Soviet UAZ 452 van is unforgivable, ESPECIALLY when the latter was still in production (and still is today!))

Also on my list:

Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace (wooden acting and Jar Jar...)
Waterworld (I watched it just to say I saw the biggest flop in history at the theater.)
The Postman (Kevin Costner's way of proving he can outdo Waterworld for awfulness)
The Fast and The Furious (The lack of good technical writing gives me nightmares)
Ishtar (No explanation needed)
Apocalypse Now (I know it's iconic but I hated it.)
Transformers 3, AKA Robogasm 3 (No Megan Fox? No reason to see the film.)
Earth Girls Are Easy (Jim Carey's first and worst film)
Dude, Where's My Car?(No explanation necessary.)
Biodome (did I actually watch this or was it all a bad dream?)
Clerks II (Inter-species erotica? I'll pass.)

The first R-rated movie I saw in a movie theater was Tom Green's Freddy Got Fingered. It is still painful to think about it to this day.

Ishtar rates extra high for me on the worst film ever list because the only time I watched it was in a waiting room for an intensive care unit at 2 am in the morning. My aunt had been in a horrible accident where she had flown through the windshield after hitting a truck pulling a boat. She did survive and is able to walk about as well as I do (aside from the fact she's blind in one eye) but we were all sure she was going to die at the time and I recall the night well. It was about 7 of us, mom, dad, sister, her mom and husband, some other relatives. We were all just quiet and someone turns on the tv to liven up the mood and its f*****g Ishtar and we all watch it. I remember asking my mom, "Hey is this that really bad movie everyone is watching in hell in that one Farside comic strip?" "Yes" "Oh."

The worst part is that I thought it was going to be terrible in a "hahaha this is so goofy" MST3k way like Hercules and the Captive Women because I recognized Ishtar from mythology. Instead it was some abortion of a musical comedy that was just dreadful.

I don't know if it was exactly bad, but one of the funniest things I've ever seen was when I somehow tuned my VCR (yep, it was a while ago) to Telemundo and got Robin Hood: Men in Tights in Spanish instead of whatever it was that I had wanted to watch.

1.Iron Man 2
2.Supernova
3.Monsters
4.Jumper

Legally Blonde 2. Don't ask.

probably twilight or avatar

Avengers Assemble

Piranha 3D - Basically a trailer for 3D porn opposed to a movie
Transformers 3 - CGI special effect extravaganza to make up for a weak plot.
Paranormal Activity - Did not find it scary in the slightest. Some parts were funny though, like the final scene.
Epic Movie - I truly regret watching this when it came out

I'm going to have to add Monster A Go-go to my list. Even hearing Joel and the bots bashing it couldn't help, oh my that was a horrible movie and such an ending.. . I spent the entire movie feeling as if I was being flayed by hooks. Manos at least has Torgo and there's a vague hint of a plot but MAGG just feels like a bunch of scenes cobbled together poorly with mention of some monster.

Burzum wrote:

MovieCriticGamer wrote:

9. Jurassic Park (1993)

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Agree. Thought Jurassic Park was awesome IMO.

Ocean Waves.

The whole film was meaningless...and a waste of money.