You Know You Like Star Trek Too Much When

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When you make a thread about how you like it too much?

Wear a star-fleet pin on your jacket, say "Kirk to enterprise, one to beam up." when you need to make an emergency exit.

When you answer the phone and say, 'Beam me up, Scotty.'

^When you know that that line was never said in TOS, and the closest came in the animated series as 'Beam US up, Scotty.'

- You know the differences between the words "Trekkers", "Trekkies", "Trekkists", and "Trekkites", and you take offense when any one of them is used in the wrong context.

- You point your car alarm keyfob at your car as if it were a Type I phaser.

- 40 quatloos for one bottle of tranjac? Outrageous!

- You know why 9 of 9 was nicknamed "Ernie".

- You want to scream every time someone claims that Captain Kirk's boss was Admiral Akbar.

SHUT UP WESLEY!

when you watch the start of best of both worlds
and notice the massive goof on jouret 4

When you ceremoniously name your cat Spot.

You force yourself to drink Earl Grey tea sometimes, even though you dislike the taste .

When you have a replica gold-pressed latinum set. I have one that has all the different currencies but I had to buy the brick separately. Molds were made from the actual props.

You say "Temba, his arms wide" when offering a gift.

You have trouble taking Wil Wheaton seriously.

You can recognise the species of most minor characters/extras instantly.

Whenever Romulus and Remus are mentioned, you automatically think of the planets and the Romulans.

You claim to be descended from the Children of Tama, and also know that Tama actually means egg [among other things].

whenever you think of rainy Seattle you think of Ferenginar

when you meet a saleman that's a real hustler and you think "He'd make a good Ferengi!"

When the power goes out and you say "Dangit Scotty, you had one job!".