ghotistix wrote:
Mockingbird wrote:
Serissa wrote:
Mockingbird wrote:
Bring out your dead!
I'm not yet dead!! !!
Be quiet!!
<to guy with wheelbarrow of dead people> He doesn't know what he's talking about
I don't want to go on the cart!
Click here to read the musical version of that exchange!
Excerpt:
DAD (spoken):
I feel happy. I feel happy.
(sung)
I am not dead yet
I can dance and I can sing
I am not dead yet
I can do the Highland Fling
I am not dead yet
No need to go to bed
No need to call the doctor
Cause I'm not yet dead.
BODIES:
He is not yet dead
That's what the geezer said
No, he's not yet dead
That man is off his head
He is not yet dead
So put him back in bed
Keep him off the cart because he's not yet dead.
Well now he's dead
You whacked him on the head
Sure, now he's dead
It makes me just see red
You are such a brute
To murder that old coot
You homicidal b------d, now he's really dead
((I always laugh at that last line, it's sung so cheerfully.))