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21 Aug 2020, 11:34 am

They told me my friend he wouldn't be good at poetry because he is dyslexic; but so far he has made 3 jugs and a vase and they are quite lovely.

A dyslexic Republican politician had to suspend his campaign because he vowed to put an end to Texas.


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21 Aug 2020, 11:38 am

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A dyslexic republican politician had to suspend his campaign because he vowed to put an end to Texas.


Really, I hope he just fixed the spelling.


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21 Aug 2020, 11:54 am

Fnord wrote:
They told me my friend he wouldn't be good at poetry because he is dyslexic; but so far he has made 3 jugs and a vase and they are quite lovely.

A dyslexic Republican politician had to suspend his campaign because he vowed to put an end to Texas.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I literally just clocked what you had meant. Pour guy sure was not having a god day.


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21 Aug 2020, 12:14 pm

Where did the lizard go?!?!


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21 Aug 2020, 12:16 pm

^Shape-shifted to human form.


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21 Aug 2020, 12:17 pm

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They told me my friend he wouldn't be good at poetry because he is dyslexic; but so far he has made 3 jugs and a vase and they are quite lovely.

A dyslexic Republican politician had to suspend his campaign because he vowed to put an end to Texas.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I literally just clocked what you had meant. Pour guy sure was not having a god day.




Can atheists have god days, by the way?


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21 Aug 2020, 12:25 pm

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^Shape-shifted to human form.


They can do that? We are so doomed....


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Can atheists have god days, by the way?


on Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays, we don't really have a choice in the matter.


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21 Aug 2020, 1:19 pm

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I tend to correct things from time to time too.  A friend is having some construction done and the printed slogan on the overalls is supposed to say "surpassing your expectations" but came out as "su(p)pressing your expectations".
I have met quite a few dyslexics in the graphics industry.
A dyslexic co-worker has a sign on his wall that says, "lysDexics Untie!"


:lol:

My GF is badly dyslexic and it's taught me so much about how difficult life can be for someone with dyslexia , it parallels ASD in a lot of respects regarding communication - written and verbal.


A dyslexic is someone who lies awake at night, wondering if there really is a dog.


My GF is not religious, she lies awake at night wondering why her family is such a f**k up


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21 Aug 2020, 1:46 pm

So you mean to tell me that Fnord was secretly Hickok45 this whole time?

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21 Aug 2020, 1:57 pm

^Handsome fellow, but mine is bigger.


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21 Aug 2020, 2:23 pm

Fnord wrote:
They told me my friend he wouldn't be good at poetry because he is dyslexic; but so far he has made 3 jugs and a vase and they are quite lovely.

A dyslexic Republican politician had to suspend his campaign because he vowed to put an end to Texas.


I get it, I admit I was slow but I get it. Why don't you start a thread with all these wonderful, entertaining treasures that you have in abundance? It's so much fun.


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21 Aug 2020, 2:25 pm

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Fnord wrote:
They told me my friend he wouldn't be good at poetry because he is dyslexic; but so far he has made 3 jugs and a vase and they are quite lovely.

A dyslexic Republican politician had to suspend his campaign because he vowed to put an end to Texas.


I get it, I admit I was slow but I get it. Why don't you start a thread with all these wonderful, entertaining treasures that you have in abundance? It's so much fun.


I don't get either one. :(
I'm trying ...


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21 Aug 2020, 2:27 pm

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Teach51 wrote:
Fnord wrote:
They told me my friend he wouldn't be good at poetry because he is dyslexic; but so far he has made 3 jugs and a vase and they are quite lovely.  A dyslexic Republican politician had to suspend his campaign because he vowed to put an end to Texas.
I get it, I admit I was slow but I get it.  Why don't you start a thread with all these wonderful, entertaining treasures that you have in abundance? It's so much fun.
I don't get either one.  I'm trying ...
"Poetry" might be a dyslexic person's perception of "Pottery" -- "Texas" for "Taxes" in a similar way.


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21 Aug 2020, 2:31 pm

Fnord wrote:
IsabellaLinton wrote:
Teach51 wrote:
Fnord wrote:
They told me my friend he wouldn't be good at poetry because he is dyslexic; but so far he has made 3 jugs and a vase and they are quite lovely.  A dyslexic Republican politician had to suspend his campaign because he vowed to put an end to Texas.
I get it, I admit I was slow but I get it.  Why don't you start a thread with all these wonderful, entertaining treasures that you have in abundance? It's so much fun.
I don't get either one.  I'm trying ...
"Poetry" might be a dyslexic person's perception of "Pottery" -- "Texas" for "Taxes" in a similar way.


Fnord I swear, your new Avatar just makes me want to hug you, which you may cringe at, but nevertheless. You have been warned.


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21 Aug 2020, 2:37 pm

Teach51 wrote:
Fnord wrote:
IsabellaLinton wrote:
Teach51 wrote:
Fnord wrote:
They told me my friend he wouldn't be good at poetry because he is dyslexic; but so far he has made 3 jugs and a vase and they are quite lovely.  A dyslexic Republican politician had to suspend his campaign because he vowed to put an end to Texas.
I get it, I admit I was slow but I get it.  Why don't you start a thread with all these wonderful, entertaining treasures that you have in abundance? It's so much fun.
I don't get either one.  I'm trying ...
"Poetry" might be a dyslexic person's perception of "Pottery" -- "Texas" for "Taxes" in a similar way.
Fnord I swear, your new Avatar just makes me want to hug you, which you may cringe at, but nevertheless. You have been warned.
No worries.  One reason I chose that image was to remind me to be more of a warm-hearted grandfatherly type and less of a cold-blooded amphibian.  We'll see how it goes.


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21 Aug 2020, 2:43 pm

Fnord wrote:
IsabellaLinton wrote:
Teach51 wrote:
Fnord wrote:
They told me my friend he wouldn't be good at poetry because he is dyslexic; but so far he has made 3 jugs and a vase and they are quite lovely.  A dyslexic Republican politician had to suspend his campaign because he vowed to put an end to Texas.
I get it, I admit I was slow but I get it.  Why don't you start a thread with all these wonderful, entertaining treasures that you have in abundance? It's so much fun.
I don't get either one.  I'm trying ...
"Poetry" might be a dyslexic person's perception of "Pottery" -- "Texas" for "Taxes" in a similar way.


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