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03 Feb 2021, 9:56 am

... wait... does this mean The_Walrus isn't an *actual* walrus?

... and that Cornflake isn't a cereal product?

... goddammitalltohell, why doesn't anyone tell me these things? :evil:



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03 Feb 2021, 10:01 am

GGPViper wrote:
... and that Cornflake isn't a cereal product?
*crunches indignantly* How very dare you doubt my wheaty goodness.


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03 Feb 2021, 10:14 am

Cornflake wrote:
*crunches indignantly* How very dare you doubt my wheaty goodness.

And it's impossible for me to not read your posts in Brian's voice.


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03 Feb 2021, 10:17 am

Cornflake wrote:
How very dare you doubt my wheaty goodness.


Cornflakes are made from maize. They don't contain any wheat unless
it is added in the form of malted barley or cross contaminated in the
manufacturing process.



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03 Feb 2021, 10:19 am

^ *sulks* :wink:


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03 Feb 2021, 10:20 am

OutsideView wrote:
Cornflake wrote:
*crunches indignantly* How very dare you doubt my wheaty goodness.
And it's impossible for me to not read your posts in Brian's voice.
:lol: Sorry about that - it's an effect noted by many.


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03 Feb 2021, 10:22 am

It's nice to have an unusual name.

My name is sort of bland. I'm okay with it now----but I hated it as a kid.



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03 Feb 2021, 5:58 pm

kraftiekortie wrote:
It's nice to have an unusual name.

My name is sort of bland. I'm okay with it now----but I hated it as a kid.


Wait, your name isn't kraftiekortie? Just when I was going to personally attack you for having an odd name and all...

:lol:

(I am joking by the way). :lol:


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05 Feb 2021, 5:36 pm

GGPViper wrote:
... wait... does this mean The_Walrus isn't an *actual* walrus?

... and that Cornflake isn't a cereal product?

... goddammitalltohell, why doesn't anyone tell me these things? :evil:


Cornflake is in the army. So he not only has a name, but a rank, and a cereal number. His rank is kernel.



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16 May 2021, 4:10 pm

naturalplastic wrote:
Cornflake is in the army. So he not only has a name, but a rank, and a cereal number. His rank is kernel.

That pun ... was rank.


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