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Ornithocheirus
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31 May 2008, 12:55 pm

Very dumb question i know :o



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31 May 2008, 12:59 pm

All I can think of right now is: sell your valubles/electronics...


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31 May 2008, 1:04 pm

The only method that come to my mind involves the use of a stocking and a twelve bore.
Trouble is, is that I would still be too easy to recognise even with a stocking over my head.


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31 May 2008, 1:32 pm

Can you define "lots"?


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31 May 2008, 1:47 pm

Legally? No idea.



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31 May 2008, 5:39 pm

tailfins1959 wrote:
Can you define "lots"?
Thousands (In USD)

And i'm already selling old electronics/valuables.



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31 May 2008, 7:57 pm

Buy and sell on the stock market.

Get a loan/credit card.

Ask someone?



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01 Jun 2008, 11:24 am

Krickey wrote:
Buy and sell on the stock market.
Alaways wanted to do that,though i'm not entirely sure how the stock market works,and even if i did,i'd need to find out what business'es i should invest into (Or however it works)



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01 Jun 2008, 1:06 pm

Prostitute yourselves? :P
j/k...seriously though, I wouldn't know how to answer this one. :?



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01 Jun 2008, 1:14 pm

a while back a guy tried to sell a kidney on ebay, got to around 6 mil. not legal but a black market exists for such a thing.

good luck anyway!



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01 Jun 2008, 4:38 pm

Just out of curiousity, WHY do you suddenly need lots of money?



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01 Jun 2008, 6:15 pm

drybones wrote:
a while back a guy tried to sell a kidney on ebay, got to around 6 mil. not legal but a black market exists for such a thing.

good luck anyway!
And where, pray-tell did he obtain said kidney? O.O



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01 Jun 2008, 6:49 pm

gamble, you could get lucky

i've been to the casino 4 times. i've lost $20 once, the rest i won at least $50.

p.s. i'm not actually suggesting gambling



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02 Jun 2008, 8:05 pm

Ornithocheirus wrote:
Krickey wrote:
Buy and sell on the stock market.
Alaways wanted to do that,though i'm not entirely sure how the stock market works,and even if i did,i'd need to find out what business'es i should invest into (Or however it works)

You'll need a brokerage like Etrade/Ameritrade. The only way to learn how the stock market works is to read. After about a year of speculation, you should have enough knowledge to differentiate between good and bad businesses. You can always try a fantasy stock market game and see how you do on that as well.



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02 Jun 2008, 11:51 pm

A lot of bank stocks are at year lows right now.

Just pick the one that you think is most likely to recover, and you'll probably double your money in a couple of years.