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Would M_P make a bad Jesus impersonator?
No, he already lives to emulate Christ. 29%  29%  [ 2 ]
Yes, he's more of a Mohammed man. 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
No, M_P is a man of faith, just like Jesus was. 14%  14%  [ 1 ]
No, they are both batsh** insane. 57%  57%  [ 4 ]
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20 May 2011, 8:35 am

Such a handicap.

A My from earliest days upbringing [including but not limited to the Thumper Principle] inhibits me from dumping wolverine droppings on that another values.

B. The precepts of the Nazarene [including but not limited to the Semon on the Mount] inhibit me from spreading decayed hagfish carcases on that another values.

C. Awesomely Glorious IF there is anything he values prudently [in this venue] does not reveal it.

D. My painfully acquired seniority and archive of learning experiences says that AG is a YP and mor to be P than C [using the Wodehouse Encryption].

BUT I HAVE THIS, against which there is no defence and which nor ma mere nor Mon Pere nor my innate value set can judge wrongful:

I WILL PRAY FOR YOU



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20 May 2011, 10:23 am

AG may never triumph over theism, nor even triumph in his bid to best rival athiests, but he certainly has given the coup de grace to another enemy in this thread.

In this thread he has single handledly destroyed the final remnant this other enemy of all Mankind for all time!

That enemy being: taste.

Taste can never rear its ugly head to threaten the human race again after this one thread!
We all can breath freely now knowing that we will never again be threatened by good taste!
So lets all celebrate!



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20 May 2011, 11:42 am

Philologos wrote:
I WILL VOTE FOR YOU

Corrected.

In any case, Philologos, the picture I posted in the OP was actually created by a church. So..... y'know, I can't even claim the originality of this idea, or that it came entirely from Atheistic quarters. Just sayin'.



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20 May 2011, 11:43 am

naturalplastic wrote:
AG may never triumph over theism, nor even triumph in his bid to best rival athiests, but he certainly has given the coup de grace to another enemy in this thread.

In this thread he has single handledly destroyed the final remnant this other enemy of all Mankind for all time!

That enemy being: taste.

Taste can never rear its ugly head to threaten the human race again after this one thread!
We all can breath freely now knowing that we will never again be threatened by good taste!
So lets all celebrate!
I like cake. Let's have cake.



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20 May 2011, 12:58 pm

Awesomelyglorious wrote:
Philologos wrote:
I WILL VOTE FOR YOU

Corrected.

In any case, Philologos, the picture I posted in the OP was actually created by a church. So..... y'know, I can't even claim the originality of this idea, or that it came entirely from Atheistic quarters. Just sayin'.


Point taken. There are jerks all over, I did not assume you had created it, and the idea is all over. In fact, I hope it is clear that I do not credit you with the possession of a fossilized middle school mind.

If I had a vote - and felt like using it - and thought ir could make a difference - and did not get absentminded like MP's experience - it would be you and MP, one for prexy and 'tother for vice.

Oldy but goody election witticism.



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20 May 2011, 5:43 pm

Philologos wrote:
If I had a vote - and felt like using it - and thought ir could make a difference - and did not get absentminded like MP's experience - it would be you and MP, one for prexy and 'tother for vice.

Oldy but goody election witticism.

Umm.... each vote DOES make a difference. You have to realize that turnout isn't large enough where votes don't count. Besides, voting is easy. Click a button, then vote.