DerStadtschutz wrote:
Apple_in_my_Eye wrote:
My sperm would tremble in fear if they knew how many of their brothers I've killed.
On another note, doesn't the bible say something about how a man isn't supposed to spill his seed on the ground?
I'm no expert on the bible, but I'm pretty sure it does say that, which is ret*d, by the way, because you can either shoot it into a vagina, masturbate, or let it just seep out on its own. Either way, your body keeps making it until you die(or your nuts get cut off), and it has to go SOMEWHERE. So unless you get married as soon as you start making it and then force your wife to have sex with you all the time, some of it will be "spilled." Actually, even if you shoot it all inside a vagina, it STILL runs out... Yeah, this is why I'm not a christian. so many stupid rules that absolutely CANNOT be followed.
Christian faith is based primarily on the New Testament. The Old Testament in my view is more background information that substantiates Christian beliefs about the Messiah. The OT in practice is more relevant to the Israelite religion than it is to Christians. "The rules" serve a variety of purposes, but even the Tanakh admits that human failing can't possibly hold up to the righteousness of Yahweh. "The rules" tell us how to approach righteousness. Our insufficiency in holding to "the rules" teaches us that we cannot attain righteousness on our own. It is faith in what God has done for us that opens the door to divine reconciliation, not works of the law.
The OT view of "spilling seed" is that it is unsanitary and ceremonially unclean. This even applies to married couples having sex, btw. Couples who want to appear in the assembly cannot have sex after sunrise. If they do, they are unclean. But all they have to do is wash themselves and they are considered clean after sunset. And it should be noted that this cleanness/uncleanness has to do with religious observances and isn't required for usual daily life. It would just mean that, say, if you saw a Levite in the street who wanted to shake hands with you or something, you'd have to tell him that you're unclean since holiness laws apply to the priest class 24/7.
The OT recognized that men sometimes have "emissions" in the night. This is a cause of ritual uncleanness, and there are rules outlining what to do about it. It's not a condemnation of what happens beyond our control. If it were, there wouldn't be anything in place to remedy it.
Masturbation is likewise not something the OT treats as a disease. It is merely "improper." It shouldn't be done, but nobody is going to cut your pecker off over it.
Regarding the sin of Onan: Nobody knows what the sin of Onan was. The Bible doesn't tell us, and you'll know that if you carefully read the text. The point was Onan did evil in the sight of the Lord. Refusing to provide an heir for his brother was the ultimate demonstration of blatant disobedience (in Onan's case) and showed that he had progressed to a point that he had no redeemable qualities. Spilling seed is not a terrible sin. Refusing to produce an heir in the formative years of the Israelite nation would have had severe consequences for the nation as a whole. It was the culmination of the whole of Er and Onan's wickedness in Onan's final recorded sinful act that resulted in his death. And the Bible doesn't mention how much time passed between this incident and Onan's death, nor does it mention anything else he did that kept him on God's bad side. It merely expresses contempt for Onan being an @$$hole to Tamar and his dead brother. Taken in context, it isn't silly or stupid.