And here I thought you were just an Odd Goat that achieved sentience, learned english and figured out how to type using hooves. Or forced a human slave to do it.
I've heard stranger things from rational human beings. Personally though, a sentient goat would be awesome.
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I am Jon Stewart with some Colbert cynicism, Thomas Edison's curiousity, wrapped around a hardcore gamer sprinkled very liberally with Deadpool, and finished off with an almost Poison Ivy-esque love/hate relationship with humanity flourish.