If you know somebody who believes in th May 21st hype...

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19 May 2011, 9:52 pm

Consider getting a male and female set of workout clothes (shoes, underwear, water bottles, everything) and a dog leash and collar, and very late Friday night or very early Saturday morning go lay it out in front of their house! :twisted:

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19 May 2011, 10:28 pm

I'll be on painkillers for my wisdom tooth surgery during the rapture. It'll be AWESOME!

I don't actually believe in the rapture scheduled for this weekend, I'm just being facetious. However, if I survive, I'm totally looking the Walmart they just built by my house.

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20 May 2011, 9:42 am

I know someone who doesn't believe him, but also believes that Jesus will return to take sinners up into the sky to be distroyed at an unpredicted date, and that all the people burning in hell will go with them. Contradictory, I know, but there you have it.

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20 May 2011, 10:35 am

:lmao: I wish I knew someone who believed in that stuff, that would be absolutely classic "Vigilans, I know why you weren't Raptured, but why am I still here? What must I do to please the Lord?" [Insert evil, embarrassing scheme that Vigilans suggests to them here]

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20 May 2011, 11:19 am

That's an excellent practical joke. I wish I knew somebody who was jazzed about May 21 so I could try it out. But I don't know anybody who even knows that this is supposed to be a meaningful date. I tried making jokes about it a few times this morning but all the jokes fell flat because people thought I was talking about 2012 and just was off by a year. A person doesn't have to be a firm believer for it to still be funny, but they have to have at least some inkling of why empty clothes on May 21 constitutes a joke.

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20 May 2011, 11:25 am

Pretty good :idea:

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20 May 2011, 11:32 am

The idea that the world will end May 21 is absurd.
Everyone knows it won't happen until 2012, duh! :lol:

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20 May 2011, 11:36 am

Fail. Dogs won't get raptured.

Just cats.

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20 May 2011, 11:38 am

Natty_Boh wrote:

Fail. Dogs won't get raptured.

Just cats.

Aw... I always figured Cats were the evil ones

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20 May 2011, 11:48 am

Natty_Boh wrote:

Fail. Dogs won't get raptured.

Just cats.

All Dogs Go To Heaven. It was even a movie so therefore a fact. Didn't say anything about cats.

I went on Facebook and people are floating ideas for this joke. I think the best one somebody came up with was putting dry ice in the empty shoes for that went poof effect.

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20 May 2011, 11:52 am

Janissy speaks the truth.

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20 May 2011, 12:18 pm

Janissy wrote:

All Dogs Go To Heaven. It was even a movie so therefore a fact. Didn't say anything about cats.

Good call!

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