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30 Mar 2011, 4:24 pm

what would you do or say to them? you can state as many as you like.

ill go first.

1.i would say i love you....no homo.

2.scream "THERES NO PANCAKE MIX IN IT"

3.laugh at them

4. constantly scream out john 3:16

5. wear a sign that has a arrow pointing to them saying "they are gay"



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30 Mar 2011, 4:34 pm

Age 19 you're supposedly? Subtract ten and this advice of yours would sound more germane.



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30 Mar 2011, 4:39 pm

what



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30 Mar 2011, 4:48 pm

I'd hide behind the couch. I've seen them on TV and they look ever so slightly crazy and a tad scary. Aggressive people make me cry. :(



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30 Mar 2011, 4:55 pm

MotherKnowsBest wrote:
Aggressive people make me cry. :(


Boo.



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30 Mar 2011, 5:13 pm

I'd ignore them.


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30 Mar 2011, 7:04 pm

I would ignore them if they're in the middle of a protest.

If they are not protesting, I am not going to be confrontational or physically agressive with them, especially since they are now protected by the 1st Amendment.


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30 Mar 2011, 7:07 pm

I'd laugh. Maybe throw peanuts at the monkeys.


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30 Mar 2011, 7:14 pm

Tbh, I'd probably tear down their signs or open the eyes because their views of god is entirely different from how church is, they make it seem as if god hates people when the truth is god is love and it's just so stupid how they have got all these crazy ideas.

Either that or I'd ignore them.


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30 Mar 2011, 7:53 pm

I'd put on a Mike Tyson voice and say "I'll f**k you till you love me fa***t".



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30 Mar 2011, 8:03 pm

I'd probably b.s. them and try and get a picture with Fred. Later I would use photoshop to doctor said photo in amusing ways


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30 Mar 2011, 8:21 pm

i would half heartedly listen to their BS talking points and then walk away. but in a side note, their daughter named Jael, or something like that, is a hottie. even though she is a certified psychopath, who is a registered NURSE at some hospital in nebraska, i still wouldnt mind seeing her naked. Effin' A, Cotton, Effin' A!



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30 Mar 2011, 11:04 pm

ask if satan hates us as well.



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30 Mar 2011, 11:10 pm

Musicprophets wrote:
in a side note, their daughter named Jael, or something like that, is a hottie. even though she is a certified psychopath


She is twenty-five years old, so she's not Jael bait.


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30 Mar 2011, 11:51 pm

I'd probably find it pretty funny and go about my way. No use getting mad at these folks, they're just IRL trolls.



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30 Mar 2011, 11:53 pm

I might ask some of the younger kids if they were being abused. Depending on the answer, I'd call CFS and see if they could stage an intervention. Fred Phelps was a horribly abusive parent and the kids need to be protected from that.


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