Tired of the Games?

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Are you tired of the games, mudslinging, corruption, bribery of oversight committees, and dirty smears that have come to define the past two years of Strident Atheist campaigning? Well, one person isn't:

http://cdn.wrongplanet.net/postxf127481 ... 0a492ee5a5

The bearded Irish-Ohioan-Floridian self-hating Midwesterner Hyper-Calvinist is, furthermore, the money behind one of the worst people in the world:



http://www.wrongplanet.net/posts161476-start30.html

And, according to recently uncovered documents presented by the utterly impartial Strident Atheist Oversight Committee, Orwell is in on a Hyper-Calvinist scheme to establish a Puritanical theocracy over Wrong Planet.


http://www.wrongplanet.net/posts161330-start15.html
Orwell, the face of division, mudslinging, diversions, and spelling Fascism - the Wrong Face of Wrong Planet Atheism!

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You Have A Choice! You Can Vote For a Positive Alternative!

As Plus Alpha-Atheistic anti-theist, I will

• Address the systemic corruption of the WP Strident Atheists Committee.
• Ensure ALL committee members pull their weight, be they me or the Minus Beta-Atheistic anti-theist.
• Crush any WP Theist organization that springs up.
• Include a broad coalition of Pro-Choice Pro-Violinist Argument Feminists, Vegans, Marxists, centre-leftists, non-Calvinists, Canadians, and women who other candidates have said are "unworthy" of membership in WP Strident Atheists.
• Address the underrepresentation of women in WP Strident Atheists.
• Hold special committees on various WP Strident Atheism issues over the course of the year.
• Create a mailing list for WP Strident Atheists.
• Create a WP Strident Atheists blog.
• Be STRIDENTLY against religious reactionaries and theocrats who undermine our society.

Master_Pedant will Master the Anti-theism and bring forth a reign of intellectual virtue. Can the other candidates top that? I think not!

VOTE M_P!! !!

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isnt this a part of that game?

Did my 'Strident Atheists = Sausage Fest' comment get this added to major issues?

I have always been concerned about the status of brave atheist women like Ernestine Rose. Unlike HYPER-CALVINIST CHAUVINIST Orwell, who considers Violinist Argument Pro-Choicers "heartless", I respect women!

WrongPlanet Strident atheists, this young upstart you see campaigning so vigorously against me is but a beardless* youth. Can we trust an untested and inexperienced candidate with leadership? Vote for a real man- vote ORWELL.

*A man's beard, like a lion's mane, acts as a signal of alpha male status, and among the "wise men" of Homo sapiens has traditionally been held as a marker of the wisest among us. MP is suffering from beard-envy because he lacks my lush Darwin-esque mane. And like Darwin before me, I shall tirelessly advance the cause of science, naturalism, and rationality against superstition and ignorance.


Note that this foolish young idealist creates a narrow "coalition" which will in fact exclude many prospective members. Where in this left-wing vegan Canadian coalition is there room for someone like AG, certainly one of our most vociferous and qualified atheists and the current incumbent leader? Where is there room for hard-nosed ruveyn, whose no-nonsense approach to religion and to politics would exclude him from this hippy love-fest? Where is there room for the meat-eaters (and especially baby-eaters) among us? We need a candidate who recognizes that the WrongPlanet Strident Atheists are a "big tent" coalition, with room for a wide variety of different viewpoints, both political and even spiritual. Who better to promote true tolerance for diversity of opinion among the WPSA than a Presbyterian? Elect a WASP to lead the WPSA, and you cannot go wrong!

This message has been paid for by the WASP for WPSA commission

PEOPLE OF IRISH ANCESTRY!! !! JOIN MY BANDWAGON AS I AM THE ONLY CANDIDATE THUS FAR WHO SUPPORTS IRISH UNIFICATION.

Pandering to the Irish demographic, are we? Yet more proof that MP is a secret Catholic. Tell me, do we want a Papist and child molester in charge?

Um.....I'm going to assume this thread is all a bit of fun.

Otherwise, I'm totally weirded out.

I say trial by combat. Whoever is most violent is clearly the most strident.

If I am even allowed to vote, Mr. M_P, Sir, and with a bit of apology to all other contenders:

You have mine!

lee, really?

You would vote for the candidate who plainly says:



That doesn't even facilitate conversation and debate...

Perhaps there needs to be a "non" thread that discusses the merits of each contender. The funny truth is that it will most likely be the "non" voters that actually determine the outcome of this election.

Sure. I have already let him know that is impossible!

Hey, could yeze PULLEEEZ mark these "Paid Political Announcement"?

I thought the heading was meaningful anf like a sucker I clicked.

I know, my naivete, my bad - I should have expoected nothing else.

Yet I keep hoping - and Master Pedant does occasionally say something worthwhile.

I shall bombard ye with orbital cannonade back unto ye ancient flint age!

Orwell, like all monsters before him, is trying to undermine people who lack his Moses/Bin Laden like beard. Can we trust a man who thinks this guy isn't a good symbol of stridently atheistic rationality?





Well, Orwell, unlike under your Dystopia, there is room for PORK-LOVERS in my broad coalition. And beside, my broad coalition is merely carving off voters not committed to other candidates.



And, by the way, I am not a naive young idealist, I am a cynical fanatic.

This message was also sponsered by the Committee to Elect a Multiracial Dene (Canadian First Nation)-Ethnic German-Romani-Scotish-Metis for WPSA in addition to the signature.

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Dawkins:

Strident, yes.
Atheist, yes.
Rational, ... uh, perhaps if he were divided?