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25 May 2021, 1:36 pm

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This is the face of a man who's going to later brag about how he owned the libs.


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27 May 2021, 9:32 pm

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This is the face of a man who's going to later brag about how he owned the libs.


But you can't see his face, as he's wearing a mask...



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funeralxempire wrote:
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This is the face of a man who's going to later brag about how he owned the libs.


But you can't see his face, as he's wearing a mask...


No, no gentleman who went on to write a song about how he owned the libs that day isn't wearing a mask, he's the one with his mouth agape, no mask.


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30 May 2021, 1:40 pm

Have you ever heard of a reverse exorcism?

That's where Satan tells the priest to exit the child's body.


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30 May 2021, 2:37 pm

Have you heard about the dyslexic devil worshipper that sold his soul to Santa?


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30 May 2021, 2:38 pm

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https://babylonbee.com/news/snopes-intr ... se-for-now

Snopes Introduces New Rating: 'False For Now'

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U.S.—World-renowned fact-checking website Snopes has unveiled a brand new fact check rating called "False For Now." This will allow them to provide a rating for claims that are just conspiracy theories uttered by deranged far-right people until they later turn out to be true.

"At Snopes, it's important for us to keep up with the undulating, ever-changing ocean of truth claims as they fluctuate across different official narratives we approve of," said Snopes founder David Mikkelson.

"Did COVID escape from a Wuhan lab? Well, it depends! Did a Republican say it? Does it serve the official narrative of trusted sources like CNN? We have to keep all these important questions in mind as we continue to live our truth, which is what Snopes is all about."

To save time, Snopes will just attach this rating to everything said by someone on the Right until a mainstream, unbiased source like The New York Times approves it to be upgraded to "Mixture".

Snopes also announced they will be attaching a rating of "Not Funny" to all Babylon Bee articles.


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02 Jun 2021, 12:42 pm

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https://babylonbee.com/news/snopes-introduces-new-rating-false-for-now

Snopes Introduces New Rating: 'False For Now'

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U.S.—World-renowned fact-checking website Snopes has unveiled a brand new fact check rating called "False For Now." This will allow them to provide a rating for claims that are just conspiracy theories uttered by deranged far-right people until they later turn out to be true.

"At Snopes, it's important for us to keep up with the undulating, ever-changing ocean of truth claims as they fluctuate across different official narratives we approve of," said Snopes founder David Mikkelson.

"Did COVID escape from a Wuhan lab? Well, it depends! Did a Republican say it? Does it serve the official narrative of trusted sources like CNN? We have to keep all these important questions in mind as we continue to live our truth, which is what Snopes is all about."

To save time, Snopes will just attach this rating to everything said by someone on the Right until a mainstream, unbiased source like The New York Times approves it to be upgraded to "Mixture".

Snopes also announced they will be attaching a rating of "Not Funny" to all Babylon Bee articles.


Mikah my man you are a satirical genius LMAO!! !

I agree with everything you've said


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Mikah my man you are a satirical genius LMAO!! !

I agree with everything you've said


I can take no credit, it's all the Babylon Bee.

https://babylonbee.com/news/aoc-added-t ... pitol-riot

AOC Added To Iwo Jima Memorial For Surviving Capitol Riot

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WASHINGTON, D.C.—After hearing AOC's heartrending and harrowing tale of survival against all odds during the January 6th Capitol riot, Congress has approved the addition of Ocasio-Cortez's likeness in bronze to the Iwo Jima memorial.

"Congresswomen Ocasio-Cortez is an inspiration to all Americans," said Senator Mitt Romney. "Her courage and bravery deserve to be immortalized for all time alongside the heroes who stormed the beaches at Iwo Jima, knowing they were running toward certain death."

World renown sculptor Alessandro Saltaformaggio will cast the sculpture after AOC's famous "crying pose" to remind the world how sad everyone should be about the worst attack on Democracy since the Civil War

There will be a somber dedication ceremony next week, where attendees will tell various stories of AOC's heroic bravery as violin music plays in the background. AOC will then cry in front of the memorial in a white suit while people take pictures.


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03 Jun 2021, 5:38 pm

Fauci Hires Expert Technician Hilgo Clintmann To Secure His Email Server

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WASHINGTON, D.C.—After a batch of his emails were made public through an FOIA request, a desperate, frantic Dr. Fauci called in an expert technician to make sure no more damaging emails were made public.

The technician, renowned Beltway-area email server technician Hilgo Clintmann, arrived in his van and began to inspect Fauci's modest email server configuration.

"Oh, yes, very bad email security here sir, very, very bad," Clintmann said as he walked through the server racks and inspected the various hard drives and cables. "We're going to need to rework this whole setup. You need to be able to, how you say, disappear emails right away. We will take care of this with emergency panic buttons. Do not worry, Dr. Fauci -- we will make sure you are never embarrassed ever again."

Clintmann even told an elated Dr. Fauci that his company also specializes in finding out who leaked a particular set of emails and making sure that they "never make that mistake again." "It is a, how you say, cleaning service. You make the mess, we clean it up."

Finally, before leaving, Clintmann installed an emergency hammer behind a piece of glass reading "Break in case of federal investigation."


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