Which Country has the Sexiest Soldiers?

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If we're going back to ancient times, then maybe the Celts

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nudity_in_combat

Female Iranian soldiers have to dress like ninjas



[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkhLtD4jwis[/youtube]

Personally it's a tie between Russia and Japan . America is cut because the damn feminist would have a field day if the US "Objectified" women...unless she's named Samantha Carter. Israeli armed forces are the same as the Israeli population they have a requirement to serve, though every picture of Israeli military women makes me think that the weather isn't the only thing that's "hot" down there. North Korea is just no same as China, Human Rights suppressors are auto-kicked. The Brits...YMMV.

Beginning with the Tailhook scandal, and particularly since Michelle Manhart posed for playboy






The US military has made it known that American soldiers are not to be sexy. It was to be more like this:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQcAxhggCRY[/youtube]


Female soldiers were to be treated as men with tits (although perhaps with a somewhat higher degree of respect, given the tits), and there was to be no sexiness.

Hence, not a single vote in the poll for the USA.

If the USA were to go to war with China--American soldiers, unaccustomed to raw sexiness, will just swoon and be easily shot down while those sexy Chinese soldiers goose-step across the battlefield.

Based on the photos here, and taking into consideration only those which seem to depict ACTUAL soldiers wearing ACTUAL uniforms, I would vote for the Chinese ladies in pink. Their uniforms are super adorable.

The Canadian Mounties are also very cute





The full uniforms seem to look a lot sexier on the gents than on the ladies

For the ladies, some slight alterations to the uniform are definitely warranted, such as:



...or, at the very least



There! Now they're ready for doing some mounting!

I would have had to enlist in the military (as a formality) if I had gotten into the Canadian Guard band this year, but indeed the competition was too intense this round. Anyways my uniform would have been something like this:

http://www.army.forces.gc.ca/land-terre ... _large.jpg

I still say Isrealis.

Well, it turns out that the Israeli government was behind the sexy Israeli soldiers appearing in Maxim

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtfPoGWS8jY[/youtube]

Sexy soldiers really are a good way of promoting one's country.

I'm sure that Greek uniform is only for parades, but wouldn't it be hilarious to see them charge into battle wearing that?
They could shout, "Eat my shoe pom-pom, scum!"

Girls in uniform do not do it for me. I spent a week in a hutchie with a women who I thought was unattractive, when she changed into her civy gear it turned out she was quite pretty. DPCU does nothing for me.

That said, there is something strangely hypnotic about the rotary movements of North Korean traffic girls. They move like some sort of human clock.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pm8-5r0ty4&feature=related[/youtube]

Actually, that Greek guy IS a really handsome fellow. You just have to cover up his distractingly-ridiculous outfit to see it.

No one mentioned the (Gadhafi-era) Amazonian Guards in Libya?