5/27/2012 End of the World

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26 May 2012, 10:25 pm

In case you haven't heard. Tomorrow, 5/27/2012, is the end of the world according to this prophet in the Worldwide Church of God.

may 27,2012

And if you mock him, you will get cancer. (I don't see why that would matter if the world is ending.)

I'd love to stay and talk about it, but there are only a few more hours to get some quality looting in.

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26 May 2012, 11:24 pm

It's the 27th here for a while now and all is ordinary. I noticed a few doomsayers lately have been selecting May as their month of choice in the last few years.

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27 May 2012, 12:34 am

See you on may 28 2012.

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27 May 2012, 12:45 am

I'll be sure to mention all that at church tomorrow, so we can all get a laugh from it.

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27 May 2012, 7:24 am

It's certainly a nice day for it.

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27 May 2012, 7:28 am

Can't we postpone the end of the world until next week, when temperatures drop below scorching and I can loot without getting sweaty and tired?

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27 May 2012, 7:48 am

Its too dangerous to loot because my local merchants and homeowner neighbors dont - you know- have this inside knowledge we have that the world will end today so they will defend their property from me.

So Im just gonna max out my credit cards in one final shopping spree!

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27 May 2012, 7:53 am

If we're all going to die, why not go down in style? Fight yourself to death, if there are any policemen who don't know the world will end.

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27 May 2012, 9:17 am

HisDivineMajesty wrote:

If we're all going to die, why not go down in style? Fight yourself to death, if there are any policemen who don't know the world will end.

That is one way to do it; however, a real man will eat so much steak that his stomach ruptures. This is how I intend to make my peace with Cthulhu

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27 May 2012, 9:31 am

i'l be damned if this is the last day of earth for last night i party'd like it's true.

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27 May 2012, 11:41 am

Vigilans wrote:

HisDivineMajesty wrote:

If we're all going to die, why not go down in style? Fight yourself to death, if there are any policemen who don't know the world will end.

That is one way to do it; however, a real man will eat so much steak that his stomach ruptures. This is how I intend to make my peace with Cthulhu

Don't forget Nyarlathotep!

-Bill, otherwise known as Kraichgauer

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27 May 2012, 12:28 pm

Oh well. At least I got a new plasma TV in all my looting
On to the next one

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27 May 2012, 12:34 pm

Even the Myans who created the calendar do not believe this to be true.

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27 May 2012, 12:43 pm

Such a bright and sunny day for it to end

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27 May 2012, 5:45 pm

Let's see here...

Fringe Pentecostal group with bizarre teachings, self-proclaimed prophets with little to no accuracy, setting dates for end-times events...

Don't drink the kool-aid! :lol:

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27 May 2012, 5:55 pm

If I owned a beer company, I would sponsor guys like this.

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