What book does the government use to inspire its policies?

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Is David Cameron sociopathic
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19 Jul 2012, 10:54 pm

I couldn't sleep so I came up with this.

Labour based its reign of terror on Orwell's 1984 why can I see the Tories using Dante's divine comedy or the journey of the soul towards Dave. You have all the circles of hell -

1st) Limbo the void where the innocent go and you get punished by the living (middle class) for those who deny the power of Dave and get the benefits stopped. (Other wise known as the job center) and the atmosphere is peaceful but sad.
2nd) Formally for lust now reserved for people on housing benefit where there blown to and fro by a terrible storm without hope of rest.
3rd) Gluttony the circle for those wanting to eat, they have to lie there sightless, filthy and cold heedless of the neighbors to save calories while they wait for the food bank to open. Here Cerebrus a cruel canine monster tears at the damned (IDS)
4th)Greed here those two groups who don't aspire to greed (the unemployed and the sick) where under unending rain they have to fight using heavy weights pushed with there chests whilst the Plutus (formally known as Gideon) watches the workfare slaves.
5th) Anger here those who have the audacity to rebel and riot are assigned to Belmarsh and other prisons as the river Styx is unavailable, yet.
6th) Heresy here those experts who have the audacity to disagree with the almighty Dave and his policies are confined to tombs of flaming comments, silenced with only an audible sigh ruled over by infernal Furies stained with blood (Jackboots Jacque Smith) and sponsored by the BBC.
7th)Violence - Here those who blaspheme against Europe, immigration, human rights and other holy scriptures are submerged in Powells rivers of blood whilst those who lost there property and money are chased by vicious dogs, punished for the damage they cause in there flight it leads too more suffering and suicide.
8th) Fraud - Here people who have been victims of fraud are steeped in human excrement, whipped by demons (supplied by the political parties), have their heads twisted round or placed head first in holes...this is possibly a recreation of the private schools the politicians went to. Bolgia 5 where corrupt politicians/ judges are sent has been renamed Brussels heralded by Evil claws who speaks with farts out of his ass (Clegg) and whose promises are worthless.
9th) Treachery - Ruled by satan himself his three faces Blue, red and yellow can be seen his mouth gushing bloody foam, it is here removed from the light that those politicians/ civil servants who listen to the people and don't obey the whips are frozen out. It is also the home of those who live in the country (ie traitors) lament the sins committed against their God, countries and families in a frigid pit of despair knowing there is no escape.


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