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Aspie_Chav
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06 Oct 2013, 12:39 pm

During the flood killed the majority of life on Earth, where was the Satan. If I am aware, Satan will try to do everything opposite to what God does. Would he try to stop the floods from happening. Or start a campaign that God is wicked for starting the floods.



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06 Oct 2013, 2:43 pm

He was chained in Santa's workshop making all of that magic water.



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06 Oct 2013, 2:59 pm

So when did all this happen then?


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06 Oct 2013, 3:07 pm

The more this is examined, the more obviously ridiculous and fantastic the whole mythology appears, not to mention morally indefensible.



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06 Oct 2013, 3:13 pm

As I understand the Bible, Satan can only affect what people do if they let him in. In this case, I believe he would have been convincing everyone that Noah was delusional and they shouldn't board his ark.


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06 Oct 2013, 3:30 pm

The Satan must have had some success as the purpose of the flood was to wipe out the genetic corruption that occurred when the fallen Angels mated with Human women.
Whilst Noah was said to be pure in all his generations, maybe one of his daughter-in-laws wasnt as the Nephalim did make a reappearance to a lessor extent after the flood.



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06 Oct 2013, 4:00 pm

It's a bit scary all this bible stuff.


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06 Oct 2013, 4:43 pm

Satan wasn't even mentioned at this stage. The first mention of Satan in the bible is in the Book of Job.



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06 Oct 2013, 5:36 pm

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06 Oct 2013, 7:57 pm

They just isolated Nephilim DNA at Oxford.

They even dated when all that doing the nasty with angels was going on.

And they find alot of Nephilim DNA in autistic spectrum people.

Anyway its in Scientific American, or the New England Journal of Medicine, or the National Enquirer, or something like that.

I'll have to find the link.



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06 Oct 2013, 8:08 pm

naturalplastic wrote:
They just isolated Nephilim DNA at Oxford.

They even dated when all that doing the nasty with angels was going on.

And they find alot of Nephilim DNA in autistic spectrum people.

Anyway its in Scientific American, or the New England Journal of Medicine, or the National Enquirer, or something like that.

I'll have to find the link.


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06 Oct 2013, 8:42 pm

Satan was in the bilges or the scuppers. He never got over that.



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06 Oct 2013, 11:24 pm

TeaEarlGreyHot wrote:
As I understand the Bible, Satan can only affect what people do if they let him in.


Not according to the Book of Job.



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07 Oct 2013, 5:53 pm

Jono wrote:
naturalplastic wrote:
They just isolated Nephilim DNA at Oxford.

They even dated when all that doing the nasty with angels was going on.

And they find alot of Nephilim DNA in autistic spectrum people.

Anyway its in Scientific American, or the New England Journal of Medicine, or the National Enquirer, or something like that.

I'll have to find the link.


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You have doubts? Doubts that autism is from angel DNA?

Surely you jest.



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08 Oct 2013, 7:13 pm

Nambo wrote:
The Satan must have had some success as the purpose of the flood was to wipe out the genetic corruption that occurred when the fallen Angels mated with Human women.


Blaspheme!

Genesis 6 wrote:
When people had spread all over the world, and daughters were being born, some of the heavenly beings[a] saw that these young women were beautiful, so they took the ones they liked. Then the Lord said, “I will not allow people to live forever; they are mortal. From now on they will live no longer than 120 years.” In those days, and even later, there were giants on the earth who were descendants of human women and the heavenly beings. They were the great heroes and famous men of long ago.

When the Lord saw how wicked everyone on earth was and how evil their thoughts were all the time, 6 he was sorry that he had ever made them and put them on the earth. He was so filled with regret 7 that he said, “I will wipe out these people I have created, and also the animals and the birds, because I am sorry that I made any of them.” But the Lord was pleased with Noah. This is the story of Noah. He had three sons, Shem, Ham, and Japheth. Noah had no faults and was the only good man of his time. He lived in fellowship with God, but everyone else was evil in God's sight, and violence had spread everywhere. God looked at the world and saw that it was evil, for the people were all living evil lives.

God said to Noah, “I have decided to put an end to all people. I will destroy them completely, because the world is full of their violent deeds.

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[a] heavenly beings; or sons of the gods; or sons of God.


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It wasn't a genocide specifically against the Nephilim, and had nothing to do with genetic corruption--it was a mass slaughter of everyone who wasn't in Noah's immediate family.

Moreover, these weren't "fallen angels": they were God's heavenly sons!! !!

And, Satan had nothing to do with any of this.


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Whilst Noah was said to be pure in all his generations,

Who made this claim?

Nambo wrote:
maybe one of his daughter-in-laws wasnt as the Nephalim did make a reappearance to a lessor extent after the flood.

Jesus?



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08 Oct 2013, 7:17 pm

Was God Republican?


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